Pisses me off

1. 2022-03-23 at 7:33 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   A good way to piss me off is to take out the paper towels in your restaurant bathroom and install hand dryers. Pieces of shit aint nobody got time fo dat
2. 2022-03-23 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   but its better for the planet
3. 2022-03-23 at 8:03 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That bugs me too, but if they do it I hope it's the really loud air dryers and I'll use the one closest to the door and prop the door open with my foot and then take 10 minutes to dry my hands off.
4. 2022-03-23 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Do you use the women's bathroom like the feminine little bitch you are?
5. 2022-03-23 at 8:59 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood but its better for the planet

   
   No it isn't...clean hands and no paper towels means humans live longer..that's worse for the planet.
6. 2022-03-23 at 9 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   18 naked cowboys in the shower at ram ranch
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
7. 2022-03-24 at 12:38 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by mmQ That bugs me too, but if they do it I hope it's the really loud air dryers and I'll use the one closest to the door and prop the door open with my foot and then take 10 minutes to dry my hands off.

   
   Ya i do that too or put my shirt over my hand so i dont touch the handle that all the sex offenders just touched
8. 2022-03-24 at 3:01 AM UTC

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   smokemon Houston
   They did some experiments of hand dryers blowing on petri dishes. Turns out they are repositories of fecal bacteria from aerosolized toilet flush plumes. When you dry your hands with them, it's covering your hands in nanoturds.
   
   
   
   I fear for people who have their toothbrushes right next to the toilet and flush diarrhea with the lid up.
9. 2022-03-24 at 3:06 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by cigreting Ya i do that too or put my shirt over my hand so i dont touch the handle that all the sex offenders just touched

   
   I meant more that I'm holding the door open so that the sound of the dryer echoes outside into the rest of the area where everyone is sitting but yeah, I never touch public door handles with my bare hands.
10. 2022-03-26 at 7 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by mmQ That bugs me too, but if they do it I hope it's the really loud air dryers and I'll use the one closest to the door and prop the door open with my foot and then take 10 minutes to dry my hands off.

    
    Interesting you choose to do something A) no one will notice that hears it regularly B) Attempts to ruin the experience of patrons who are similarly paying to enjoy eating out at a local establishment
    
    At 40 years old I would've hope you could've grown up than to put this type of energy into the world.
11. 2022-03-26 at 7:09 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bradley Interesting you choose to do something A) no one will notice that hears it regularly B) Attempts to ruin the experience of patrons who are similarly paying to enjoy eating out at a local establishment
    
    At 40 years old I would've hope you could've grown up than to put this type of energy into the world.

    
    Interesting you chose to believe that I actually do that. 🙂
12. 2022-03-26 at 8:17 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm sorry when I've known for a grown man for 7 years and he tells me that they do something that I believe them.
    
    Kinda sad bro.
13. 2022-03-26 at 8:32 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bradley I'm sorry when I've known for a grown man for 7 years and he tells me that they do something that I believe them.
    
    Kinda sad bro.

    
    I'm genuinely pretty honest here but sometimes I'm drunk and like to just say a silly thing or two. That would be pretty fucked up of me to genuinely stand at a bathroom door and use a loud air dryer for 10 minutes lol. I didn't expect anyone to actually believe that.
14. 2022-03-26 at 9:40 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    LIES MAKE BABBY JESUS CRI ERRYTYME
15. 2022-03-26 at 9:42 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I live in a den of sin.
16. 2022-03-26 at 9:59 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Remember the drew Carey show? What does "living in sin with a safety pin" mean? I'm gonna see if it's on genius.com right meow
17. 2022-03-26 at 10 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Sudo Remember the drew Carey show? What does "living in sin with a safety pin" mean? I'm gonna see if it's on genius.com right meow

    
    FOUND IT OUTED IN 9 SECONDS
    
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Living%2bin%2bsin%2bwith%2ba%2bsafety%2bpin&=true
18. 2022-03-26 at 10:02 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha. I like that it's roughly 60/40 upvotes downvotes. I added one more downvote because I don't like it. No offense lol