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Lia Thomas wins 400 metre swim, bigots btfo
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2022-03-21 at 2:06 PM UTC
University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas became the first transgender NCAA champion in Division I history after winning the women's 500-yard freestyle in Atlanta.
https://www.rte.ie/sport/swimming/2022/0318/1287099-trans-swimmer-thomas-creates-history-in-us-event/
Thomas beat Virginia's Emma Weyant by 1.75 seconds with a time of four minutes and 33.24 seconds on Thursday, falling short of Katie Ledecky's NCAA record time of 4:24.06.
Erica Sullivan, a silver medallist in the 1500m event at last year's Tokyo Olympics, finished third.
"It means the world to be here," Thomas told ESPN.
Last month, USA Swimming unveiled a new policy to allow transgender athletes to swim in elite events by setting out criteria that aims to mitigate any "unfair advantages".
Thomas competed on Pennsylvania's men's team for three years before transitioning and moving to the women's team, setting multiple programme records. Her eligibility has come under considerable scrutiny, including from several Pennsylvania team-mates.
"I try to ignore it as much as I can," Thomas added. "I try to focus on my swimming, what I need to do to get ready for my races. And just try to block out everything else."
Thomas will also compete in the 200-yard and 100-yard NCAA championships this week. -
2022-03-21 at 2:13 PM UTCwow that chick is hatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-21 at 2:16 PM UTCThe problem is that these people haven't yet realised that biological gender is all a relative concept and isn't well defined. Gender is a fluid concept and just because some people have preconceived notions in their head about a gender binary, those concepts are simply not supported by the science.
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2022-03-21 at 2:23 PM UTCSo did he chop his dick n balls off to become more hydrodynamic? That's dedication to the sport. Those half measure ladies didn't cut their tits off. Let him win
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2022-03-21 at 2:46 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-21 at 2:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump The problem is that these people haven't yet realised that biological gender is all a relative concept and isn't well defined. Gender is a fluid concept and just because some people have preconceived notions in their head about a gender binary, those concepts are simply not supported by the science.
Show me science to support this obvious troll turd. -
2022-03-22 at 11:56 AM UTCThe thing is that success is 99% mental and 1% physical. 99% perspiration, 1% inspiration. If these other swimmers had worked harder they could have won. I firmly believe that.
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2022-03-22 at 12:42 PM UTC
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2022-03-22 at 1:21 PM UTCSo can men enter beauty pageants then?
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2022-03-22 at 1:33 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-22 at 1:59 PM UTCFollow your dreams and success will follow
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2022-03-22 at 2:27 PM UTC"Is it a boy or a girl, Doc?"
"I'm not allowed to say, but I can tell you it does have a cock. -
2022-03-22 at 2:30 PM UTCThis is like the rednecks complaining that Mexicans took their jobs. Why don't other women simply try harder in order to compete?
It's good that this girl is shaking up swimming. Other women have gotten too lazy to swim quickly.
It's about time that changed. -
2022-03-22 at 2:32 PM UTCNCAA Swimming Champ Caught In Possession Of Performance-Enhancing Testicles
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March 18th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com
ATLANTA, GA—Celebrations for winning the 500-yard freestyle at the NCAA Women’s Swimming and Diving Championships were short-lived for convincingly female athlete Lia Thomas, as authorities caught her in possession of performance-enhancing testicles.
“Investigators will need time to sift through the trail of evidence right now,” said NCAA’s Head of Testicle Enforcement, Bob Huevos, while holding up a jock strap, the device suspected to have been used to conceal the contraband from rigorous testing protocols. “We suspect the swimmer used this contraption to keep the performance-enhancing testicles secured between her legs.”
Blood tests of the disgraced, obviously-female swimmer have led Huevos to believe Thomas had a long history of using testicles to dose with powerful testosterone, perhaps beginning in early childhood.
“Long term testicle use like this may explain the female swimmer’s towering height, powerful muscles, dense bone structure, deep voice, and bulging crotch,” explained Huevos, “These permanent mutations from testosterone abuse would have given her a lifetime advantage over other female athletes even if she were to quit and go on estrogen. For that reason, Lia Thomas should be disqualified from competition.”
This may not be the end of Lia Thomas’ story, however. In the name of equity, diversity, and inclusion, the disgraced swimmer has been given a second chance with an invitation to compete as a collegiate swimmer in the NCAA Swimming And Diving Championships For Women With Testicles.
https://babylonbee.com/news/ncaa-swimming-champ-caught-in-possession-of-performance-enhancing-testicles -
2022-03-22 at 2:39 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-22 at 2:57 PM UTCBack when I was in the nursing home my friend and I were sitting in our wheelchairs hanging around physical therapy killing time until his rent an ambulance came to take him off to a doctors appointment.
When the ambulance showed up this beautiful blond woman with nice perky tits and long legs got out and began walking towards him from down the hall.
He nudged his elbow into me and said something like "must be my lucky day".
As she walked closer a couple red flags probably flew up, for instance she was maybe 6'2" and has slightly more muscle mass than most women but those tits blocked our minds from seeing those red flags.
I remember she had a choker around her neck and for whatever reason I thought that was a good thing.
Anyways, this woman walked up to my friend and bent over to talk to him at his level exposing her cleavage and I know his eyes were fixed on her tits and mine were probably too.
She began to speak to him while spinning his chair around and pushing him out towards the ambulance but when she spoke it was in such a deep manly voice.
I heard my buddy scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in one long unbroken word the entire time until they finally brought him back to the nursing home where he immediately went to his room and shut the door.
We could all hear him crying uncontrollably for 2 days.
Now I find chokers completely unattractive and just assume they all are covering up adam's apples. -
2022-03-22 at 3:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump This is like the rednecks complaining that Mexicans took their jobs. Why don't other women simply try harder in order to compete?
It's good that this girl is shaking up swimming. Other women have gotten too lazy to swim quickly.
It's about time that changed.
This is a shitty obvious troll. Give it up kid. -
2022-03-22 at 3:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Back when I was in the nursing home my friend and I were sitting in our wheelchairs hanging around physical therapy killing time until his rent an ambulance came to take him off to a doctors appointment.
When the ambulance showed up this beautiful blond woman with nice perky tits and long legs got out and began walking towards him from down the hall.
He nudged his elbow into me and said something like "must be my lucky day".
As she walked closer a couple red flags probably flew up, for instance she was maybe 6'2" and has slightly more muscle mass than most women but those tits blocked our minds from seeing those red flags.
I remember she had a choker around her neck and for whatever reason I thought that was a good thing.
Anyways, this woman walked up to my friend and bent over to talk to him at his level exposing her cleavage and I know his eyes were fixed on her tits and mine were probably too.
She began to speak to him while spinning his chair around and pushing him out towards the ambulance but when she spoke it was in such a deep manly voice.
I heard my buddy scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in one long unbroken word the entire time until they finally brought him back to the nursing home where he immediately went to his room and shut the door.
We could all hear him crying uncontrollably for 2 days.
Now I find chokers completely unattractive and just assume they all are covering up adam's apples.
At least he didn't take him home after dinner and find out that way. -
2022-03-22 at 3:35 PM UTC
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2022-03-22 at 3:39 PM UTCI guess men are better than women at everything