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  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    Most nanorobotics are used for lame things like you eat it and it tells you how much food you ate yesterday, WOW!! but nanoniggers are programmed for a use, to automate picking cotton. But they actually have hidden secondary functions that allow them to be used for all kinds of things. Nanoniggers are the future, they can do things like fry a chicken without any oil by coating each molecule of chicken with some oil and frying it. your chicken will be perfectly crispy and 100% cooked to perfection with not a single drop of wasted cooking oil.

    Just imagine the possibilities. This technology is so powerful the nanoniggers could also smuggle drugs across a border or rob a bank vault like fort knox and it would be impossible to stop them




    Keep yourself safe there is now robotic devices nanoniggers that can rob you through your television computer and smartphone screens. Also telephone calls and texts. This is a nanonigger that is made to harvest cotton. They programmed 13% of them to be violent criminals.

    Mix baking soda with water and gargle it in the back of your throat. Nanoniggers will come out your eyes. Also removes nanoniggers if you apply liquid onto your skin (because nanoniggers cant swim).
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    They're going to turn US into the nanoniggers. The nanites are going to control our minds.
  3. #3
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Freedom is slavery
    Ignorance is strength
    War is peace
    Black lives matter
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    An electron and positron can annihilate into nothing but gamma rays. This process is called electron–positron annihilation.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    nanoniggers could inflate a basketball in less than a second to the perfect amount
  6. #6
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost nanoniggers could inflate a basketball in less than a second to the perfect amount



    Originally posted by Ghost nanoniggers could inflate a basketball in less than a second to the perfect amount

    what weirdo canadian person? you're an odd racist ranter
    go next door and steal the box of donuts brought in for the heros you shit talk about every day.

    Hey Can you sing like iggy pop? should should dress up like him, shirtless and sing at the Ramen Chinese Theater in LA like the other doubles who make money. Like the Batman and the Spiderman and the dude who looks like Johnny Depp
  7. #7
    Bugz Space Nigga
    LOL Gruamans Chinese Theater
  8. #8
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Posting in a ghost thread
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    i'm not racist

    i just believe in nanonigger technology of the future
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    I have nightmares about the nanoniggers taking my bones in my sleep, havent had a proper REM sleep in months
  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Ghost I have nightmares about the nanoniggers taking my bones in my sleep, havent had a proper REM sleep in months

    That's not a nightmare. Being liberated from this calcified prison is a gift, not a curse. Our bodies are a prison, and the warden is a skeleton. Embrace the nanonigger jailbreak.
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    I woke up in a cold sweat and I was convinced I was floating in space and that nanonigggers were eating the universe but then I opened my eyes and everything is fine
  13. #13
    Nanoniggers be nanoniggin
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    whenever I can't find something like I misplace an item I get really paranoid and think the nanoniggers ate it
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    Originally posted by Ghost whenever I can't find something like I misplace an item I get really paranoid and think the nanoniggers LOOTED it

    Fixed
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