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LOL my ex playing the victim

  1. #1
    filtration African Astronaut
    Saying I abused her and shit, well let me tell you all the things she did to me

    1. When I didn't want sex, she would say I didn't love her, or was cheating if I didn't have sex with her
    2. Stopped me from speaking to my friends, made me delete whatsapp and snapchat
    3. When I did have snapchat, she'd have to look at the photos first, I got a normal photo, she flipped rang up the girl and threatened to kill her if she didn't stop speaking to me LOL (it was like this daily, her having to check my messages first)




    4. Constantly called me a fat fuck, loser, massive headed prick (I have a large head lol) said I am worthless
    5. Told me what I could spend my money on, and even took my bank card so I couldn't use it.
    6. Pulled out a knife on me, pointed it at me, I pushed it away and she blamed me
    7. Slapped me daily in the face if I said something wrong
    8. Fucked me in the arse wuth a butplug even when I didn't want to (I shit you not, and now I feel gay as fuck)
    9. If I didn't reply to a message instantly, she'd accuse me of cheating and shit




    Glad I am out of the relationship. I still love her though, but I guess I have stockholm syndrome.
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  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    lol why would you stay with someone like that...after the first 2 red flags id dismiss the gash
  3. #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Is this a meme?
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  4. #4
    Oh please. She sounds completely normal. I mean, maybe number 8 is pushing a few boundaries for some people but otherwise, I’d say you’re just being a bitch.
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  5. #5
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What's her phone number? Actually nvm, pretty sure you posted it before
  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by filtration Saying I abused her and shit, well let me tell you all the things she did to me

    1. When I didn't want sex, she would say I didn't love her, or was cheating if I didn't have sex with her
    2. Stopped me from speaking to my friends, made me delete whatsapp and snapchat
    3. When I did have snapchat, she'd have to look at the photos first, I got a normal photo, she flipped rang up the girl and threatened to kill her if she didn't stop speaking to me LOL (it was like this daily, her having to check my messages first)




    4. Constantly called me a fat fuck, loser, massive headed prick (I have a large head lol) said I am worthless
    5. Told me what I could spend my money on, and even took my bank card so I couldn't use it.
    6. Pulled out a knife on me, pointed it at me, I pushed it away and she blamed me
    7. Slapped me daily in the face if I said something wrong
    8. Fucked me in the arse wuth a butplug even when I didn't want to (I shit you not, and now I feel gay as fuck)
    9. If I didn't reply to a message instantly, she'd accuse me of cheating and shit




    Glad I am out of the relationship. I still love her though, but I guess I have stockholm syndrome.

    I'm quoting this post because it's the closest I can come to hugging it.

    Shhhh
  7. #7
    Originally posted by filtration Saying I abused her and shit, well let me tell you all the things she did to me

    1. When I didn't want sex, she would say I didn't love her, or was cheating if I didn't have sex with her
    2. Stopped me from speaking to my friends, made me delete whatsapp and snapchat
    3. When I did have snapchat, she'd have to look at the photos first, I got a normal photo, she flipped rang up the girl and threatened to kill her if she didn't stop speaking to me LOL (it was like this daily, her having to check my messages first)




    4. Constantly called me a fat fuck, loser, massive headed prick (I have a large head lol) said I am worthless
    5. Told me what I could spend my money on, and even took my bank card so I couldn't use it.
    6. Pulled out a knife on me, pointed it at me, I pushed it away and she blamed me
    7. Slapped me daily in the face if I said something wrong
    8. Fucked me in the arse wuth a butplug even when I didn't want to (I shit you not, and now I feel gay as fuck)
    9. If I didn't reply to a message instantly, she'd accuse me of cheating and shit




    Glad I am out of the relationship. I still love her though, but I guess I have stockholm syndrome.

    im sorry to have to tell you this but ...

    but the moment you started to jote down the ''list'' of thing she do you wrong is the momment you ceased to be a man and started to become a woman.

    REAL MEN dont do lists, much less dig up the past. just give her some firm, commanding, authoritative backhand slap. it will be therapeautic.

    for both of you,
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I used to never think it was justified to dateline NBC your partner but as I've grown older the lines have become more and more blurred. I think I'm going to scare tf out of someone in the next few days and make it look spontaneous
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  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala

    Larry David sucks in a very unfunny way
  11. #11
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Can I have her number?
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  12. #12
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Can you charge her with rape? Set the precedent.
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  13. #13
    filtration African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Can you charge her with rape? Set the precedent.

    Like the police or courts would ever believe me. Sadly. So I’ll just say she didn’t do anything so they can’t accuse me of making accusations and shit.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Larry David sucks in a very unfunny way

    Do you know what the opinion of a gentile is worth? 0

    Do you know how much Larry David is worth? 400 million
  15. #15
    Originally posted by frala Do you know what the opinion of a gentile is worth? 0

    Do you know how much Larry David is worth? 400 million

    how much do you worth.
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Do you know what the opinion of a gentile is worth? 0

    Do you know how much Larry David is worth? 400 million

    His bank account has nothing to do with his lack of funny.
  17. #17
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker His bank account has nothing to do with his lack of funny.

    Can you cite one of your own posts which you think is very funny?
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker His bank account has nothing to do with his lack of funny.

    Comedian’s net worth of half a billion is irrelevant to talent. Oh ok lol.
  19. #19
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you don't make a half million in savings without selling ur soul to the Devil along the way
  20. #20
    lol, pussy.
    should've been a man and told her no.
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