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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ You remind me of a guy named Opal Lee Hicks.

    Who is a descendant of Lee Harvey Oswald.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G Aunt Viv approves.


    The price is inflated because of the reboot. Best time to sell em. I bet they smell like chicken
  3. Originally posted by Sudo I bet they smell like chicken

    That's racist.
  4. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Your ex wife would know what you look like and if she's flying specifically to see you then sex is guaranteed, I can't imagine why you think it would be necessary to get a "sick pump" on that will just diverge your blood circulation to areas outside your cock and make you more tired. I've only ever worked out before meeting people for the first time and if sex wasn't a sure thing.

    You're not me. That said I fucked @ 3:20 am EST Friday morning, muh plan's always produce fruit lol.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol. You and Sudo are my two faves.

    You two and Falco. I love the three of you a lot.
  6. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol. You and Sudo are my two faves.

    You two and Falco. I love the three of you a lot.

    Beanie fam fo' lyfe !
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol. You and Sudo are my two faves.

    You two and Falco. I love the three of you a lot.

  8. He mentioned me separately because I am peerless and stand alone.
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
  10. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
  11. vindicktive vinny is a homosexual
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung fucking a nigger in her ass while pulling her hair.

    we all know thats a fib cuz we all know aint no black girl lettin you touch her hair
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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    OT. workin on my well pump,, working blind cuz I never fucked with a pump afore, but we have a new one well a never used one that came with the place so I'm bringing the old one in to sit next to the new one so I can switch the wiring from 220 to 110 and run the power wire and the plumbing
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Most pumps will only operate at 220v.
  15. I'll pump your ass with my cock, faggot
  16. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I just fixed my mom's computer via team viewer.
    How do old people get browser hacks and they don't even look at porn?
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    fucking a nigger.
  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung fucking a nigger.

    No ur not. Stupid dumb, stop being weird.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Most pumps will only operate at 220v.

    well from my education today I find your statement to be inbcorrect. all 3 of mine have directions on how to switch from 230 to 115.

    I also learned my spare pump had a broke case and the one I was using had a bad tank as well as smoked motor and bretty burnt pressure contacts so I went to home depo in a blizzard and got a new pump for $350.00
    I'll put it in tomorrow.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I woke up to go smoke weed and go back to bed and this is what I see on my girlfriends computer
    I picked the right one

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