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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Woke up.
    Farted.
    Read the news.
    Farted some more.
    I need to pee but i have to get out of bed to pee and im not mentally ready for such an endeavor just yet.
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I'm feeling better today than I have the last 2 days.
    Not a bit bummed I stayed in bed for an entire 8 hours either.
    Really hoping to have a good weekend so I might as well catch up on some sleep.
    Today I have nothing too much planned.
    I'd like to go break my lease today but according to my lease I'm still responsible for paying monthly rent here until it is rented to someone else.
    Not only does that suck but of the 12 units in my one side of 1 building, 3 units had eviction letters on their doors the other day.
    And there are a total of 312 units all together so that would average out to 78 possible evictions going on right now which would suck dick...
    Luckily I have one of the nicer apartments and I'd hope that there are not really 78 evictions but who the fuck knows.
    Either way the sooner I do it the better.
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Oh, and I'd like to get my desk taken apart today so I can move it this weekend along with a few other little things.
    I need to make a grocery list.
    Empty the cat's litter box.
    Take another shower because I sweated through out the night.
    Do dishes.
    And go check the oil in the Escape because it's suppose to snow later so I'm not trying to drive the Lancer to work later.
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Took 45 minutes of hard labor but I got my desk cleaned off.

    Now just 8 boltaroos and I should have it is twoos.
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I went and gave my notice to vacate my apartment.
    The way 30 day notices here work is they go off the end of the current billing cycle so I have until Saturday April 30th to move out.
    It makes May's rent cost $200 extra to break the lease but whatever.
    And I'll still probably be paying rent here for a couple months afterwards which sucks dick.
    Either way the sooner it's all over the sooner I can start saving money.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I went and gave my notice to vacate my apartment.
    The way 30 day notices here work is they go off the end of the current billing cycle so I have until Saturday April 30th to move out.
    It makes May's rent cost $200 extra to break the lease but whatever.
    And I'll still probably be paying rent here for a couple months afterwards which sucks dick.
    Either way the sooner it's all over the sooner I can start saving money.

    They cant charge you to break a lease. Dont pay it.
    They can make you pay the rent each month the apartment is vacant until your lease is up or until they rent it to someone else.
    Worst case scanerio is you dont pay anything and they try to find you to serve you papers for civil court. If they cant find you then they cant serve you...
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    its easy to find junkies or even ex drug addicts bro.
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting They cant charge you to break a lease. Dont pay it.
    They can make you pay the rent each month the apartment is vacant until your lease is up or until they rent it to someone else.
    Worst case scanerio is you dont pay anything and they try to find you to serve you papers for civil court. If they cant find you then they cant serve you…

    I'll happily pay them their money so as to leave on a good note.
    Worst case scenario I might rent from them again.
    Doubt it but who knows.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I'll happily pay them their money so as to leave on a good note.
    Worst case scenario I might rent from them again.
    Doubt it but who knows.

    Have you put away any money for a down payment on your own place or do you just plan on renting the rest of your life?
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    My uncle asked me to pain his house this spring, Ima charge him 6 g's, anyone else I would charge 8 or 9 g's.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Took 45 minutes of hard labor but I got my desk cleaned off.

    Now just 8 boltaroos and I should have it is twoos.

    fly desk
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by cigreting Have you put away any money for a down payment on your own place or do you just plan on renting the rest of your life?

    Im moving into a paid off house.
    No, I hope never to rent again and once Im finally moved I won't have money to immediately move out so shits going to have to work for at least a little while. I don't forsee it not working.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    About to enter the 4th quarter at work.
    I'm killing it but it's starting to wear me down too.
    Was hoping to dip out early tonight but that's looking unlikely.
    Anyways, I got my desk in my car along with another monitor.
    Tomorrow is looking good although the first half will most likely consist of me doing boring yet productive crap which will at least be out of the way.
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What have you been diagnosed with and why don't you get new diagnosis regularly?
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im not formally diagnosed with anything other than chronic pain at the moment.
    Im self diagnosed with Raynauds Syndrome which doesn't require a formal diagnosis and the only treatment for it anyways is "put on a sweater you little bitch"...
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  16. #16
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im moving into a paid off house.
    No, I hope never to rent again and once Im finally moved I won't have money to immediately move out so shits going to have to work for at least a little while. I don't forsee it not working.

    paid off house without your name on the title...minor issue i suppose
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  17. #17
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by cigreting paid off house without your name on the title…minor issue i suppose

    The plan is to save for a better house anyways. Ill be saving $12k-14k a year not paying rent at my apartment and she will be saving $6k a year not needing a full time baby sitter.
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