Originally posted by G
Ex-wife's flight's due here in 6 hours, finna do some upperbody PT & pick her up w/a sick pump on, Deddy's tryna fuck, ya heard ?!
Your ex wife would know what you look like and if she's flying specifically to see you then sex is guaranteed, I can't imagine why you think it would be necessary to get a "sick pump" on that will just diverge your blood circulation to areas outside your cock and make you more tired. I've only ever worked out before meeting people for the first time and if sex wasn't a sure thing.
I'm dropping stepkid off at gaycare, then going to the grocery store, then going to my buddy's garage to get a tire changed so I'll smoke a bunch of weed there then go to a decelopers office and yell at the receptionist as to why he hasn't paid me yet when he said he would at the beginning of the month (and said he would next week a few days ago but I'm going to pretend I don't remember this). Then I'm gonna pick up my baby moms friend and go cheat on her with this other single mom who lives nearby. Or I might go with a buddy on an out of town mission
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I'm writing a rough draft to my main customer she has 70 rental property's and lost most of her crew over the last year so I have a good chance at getting all the driveways and all the shrub trimming as well as the tree trimming and taking back the creeping woods from the grassy areas ,, it could add up to 20 to 30 grand if I get it, that would cover my sled and my winter.
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I'm taking a poop below my neighbor who makes all these Muslim Indian type sounds and I hate him
Just because of the sounds he makes not because of any race or religion but im pretty sure it's his race or religion that makes him make those sounds.
Ive never actually seen him and I don't know who he is and I'm pretty sure when I left earlier out the back door I ended up holding the door for him and although I have no way of knowing if it's him, I could FEEL IT in my bones.
Anyway.
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