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The next generation of Taliban resistance
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2022-03-10 at 12:47 PM UTCIf yall are autistically obsessed with failed states like I am you were probably disheartened to hear of the talibans rapidly taking over Afghanistan. Well I am here to tell you that a long shot candidate for an alternative warlord government has emerged
Basically Ahmad massouds son is leading the NRF (national resistance front) and the LION CUB OF PANSJIR is preparing to mount an offensive against the tallys in the spring. The taliban has started concentrating their air force in the valley now in preparation of taking them out.
Also dostrums son (father infamous for capturing John walker lindt in a fateful double cross) is preparing to enter Afghanistan to mount a well funded resistance. Will work in conjunction with the NRF and be attacking southward from the north. There are several other small tribal bands that are mounting offensives against the taliban but they will need more numbers, money and local support in order to be effective
The taliban is mounting house to house searches in an attempt to flush out resistance fighters but concentrating most of its efforts in eastern Afghanistan. The taliban is in thr process of trying to establish their state and give it legitimacy and these groups will be a thorn in their side.
Would have been alot cheaper and more effective to be funding them and getting them to work in tandem with the crooked afghan government of the last 20 years so they would have name recognition, integrity and entrenchment in institutions. Fucking greedy American pigs.
https://www.understandingwar.org/backgrounder/afghanistan-review-taliban-and-opposition-groups-prepare-new-spring-fighting-seasonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-10 at 12:49 PM UTCShut up idiot. What a shitty thread. Make a better opening post.
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2022-03-10 at 12:51 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 12:52 PM UTCI currently live in Afghanistan
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2022-03-10 at 1:11 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 1:14 PM UTCI totally forgot about Ahmad Massoud, last I heard he was pinned down to an area near to the airport.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-10 at 2:17 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 2:58 PM UTCThey should legalize rypto, heroin, hash and disco music and join the internationalist cancel culture global economy of anti-Russianism.
The Soviet–Afghan War (1979–1989)
Dissolution of the Soviet Union
December 26, 1991
The U.S. War in Afghanistan. (1999 – 2021)
Dissolution of the United States
December 26, 2023
Afghanistan is a blessed lands, this can be felt and experienced by having a spiritual connection with the universe and the heritage of humanity. If you cannot understand why young western men go to the middle east to die then you are not awakened to the truths of the universe.
The reason I am growing a beard is because of the culture of Afghanistan. I am not a moslem but I feel a sense of connection with Sikhs and Moslems now that I am a man with a beard. It is holy.
https://newrepublic.com/article/154033/american-beards-military-cultureYou could consume more than half a century of American popular culture, from World War II to Korea to Vietnam to September 11, without encountering many bearded manly heroes; facial hair was generally reserved for wild enemies foreign and domestic, swarthy terrorists and libertine hippies. Even American westerns posited a surprising number of neatly trimmed frontier protagonists, reserving scruff for their foes. Italian-produced spaghetti westerns, which introduced Clint Eastwood’s perpetually unshaven man with no name, seem the exception that proves the rule, deploying beards as to emphasize that their protagonists are deeply flawed antiheroes, operating outside mainstream norms.
In the twenty-first century, however, America’s man of the hour is a follicle farm. Hipsters affect the lumberjack’s hirsute machismo. Genteel movie stars like George Clooney and Paul Rudd tantalize paparazzi with full, bushy beards. Police departments in Michigan and Texas have relaxed their officers’ notoriously strict grooming standards to permit beards and goatees. Faux-folksy politicians like Texas Senator Ted Cruz and former House speaker Paul Ryan attempt to transform their brands with a macho hairy mug—just as John Kerry and Al Gore did a few years earlier, with limited success. Our Hollywood war heroes, armed men who go bump in the night, grow facial hair so voluminous that perhaps their beards are what do the heavy bumping. Even that most American of fictional G.I.s, the idealistic Steve Rogers, returns from a depressive self-exile in Avengers: Infinity War with a sexy beard that says “Captain America has seen some shit.” -
2022-03-10 at 3:01 PM UTCI want to go to Afghanistan, but without knowing the language I think it will always be unknowable to me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-10 at 3:23 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 3:30 PM UTCI feel like Arabic is a good language to have to communicate there because if someone doesn't know Arabic you can accuse them of not being as studious a Muslim Scholar as you areThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-10 at 3:37 PM UTCtheres no such thing, will be no such thing as taliban resistence because any force that is capable of resisting the tally bunnies will be resisted by other tribes of heavily armed, heavily bearded, and equally heavilly turbanned gunmen.
what will eventually ensue would be a return to the warlord era that has always been their way of life since the dawn of time.
peace will prevail once the warlords of afghan have achieved equilibrium of force. -
2022-03-10 at 3:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I feel like Arabic is a good language to have to communicate there because if someone doesn't know Arabic you can accuse them of not being as studious a Muslim Scholar as you are
Arabic is just the Lingua Franca in those parts fam. ONTOPIC: Get ready for a repeat of what happened when the Soviets left Afghanistan. It's going to be civil war forever. I find it somehow funny that the Taliban is now the government trying to stop an insurgency. Ironic, don't you think?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-10 at 4:03 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 4:24 PM UTCSudo will never learn another language, he does not possess the mental capacity.
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2022-03-10 at 4:33 PM UTC↑ no native language.
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2022-03-10 at 4:42 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 5:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres no such thing, will be no such thing as taliban resistence because any force that is capable of resisting the tally bunnies will be resisted by other tribes of heavily armed, heavily bearded, and equally heavilly turbanned gunmen.
what will eventually ensue would be a return to the warlord era that has always been their way of life since the dawn of time.
peace will prevail once the warlords of afghan have achieved equilibrium of force.
No one read.
Ha haThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-30 at 11:57 AM UTC
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2022-07-30 at 11:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres no such thing, will be no such thing as taliban resistence because any force that is capable of resisting the tally bunnies will be resisted by other tribes of heavily armed, heavily bearded, and equally heavilly turbanned gunmen.
what will eventually ensue would be a return to the warlord era that has always been their way of life since the dawn of time.
peace will prevail once the warlords of afghan have achieved equilibrium of force.
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