The Retarded Thread: Sudo Will Never Make A TRT Edition

1. 2022-03-08 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #81
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Pics or it didn't fappen
2. 2022-03-08 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #82
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   I haven't fapped in months.
   
   If I wanna cum I just tell her to get to work
3. 2022-03-08 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #83
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by RIPtotse I haven't fapped in months.
   
   If I wanna cum I just tell her to get to work

   
   I've fapped but haven't coomed from it in months. I'm horney all the time and have sax regularly but can only coom if certain conditions are met. Namely we are wearing Matthew McConaughey masks while smoking corn cob pipes and choking each other with suspenders while milady has ranch dressing on Der titties. The room has to smell like pickled onions too
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   • General Butt.Naked
4. 2022-03-08 at 2 PM UTC

   #84
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Damm bruh. I usually just give it a few pumps and blammo
5. 2022-03-08 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #85
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   it's 7am and there's an Indian guy on the front lawn singing 'we didn't start the fire' wrong
6. 2022-03-12 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #86
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   this game is fucked
   
   it's like I'm remembering a 90s fps in a fever dream
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   • Artificial Intelligence
7. 2022-03-12 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #87
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
8. 2022-03-12 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #88
   

   Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman
   What game?
9. 2022-03-12 at 2 PM UTC

   #89
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   https://store.steampowered.com/app/1388770/Cruelty_Squad/
   
   Cruelty Squad
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   • Artificial Intelligence
10. 2022-03-12 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #90
    

    Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by aldra https://store.steampowered.com/app/1388770/Cruelty_Squad/
    
    Cruelty Squad

    
    I will buy this
11. 2022-03-12 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #91
    

    Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman
    This is the real Retarded Thread, according to all the laws and bylaws found within the Retarded Code and this claim is supported by every single historical precedent.
12. 2022-03-13 at 12:14 AM UTC

    #92
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by RIPtotse I have the smollest peepee of them all

    
    some chicks are into that
13. 2022-03-13 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #93
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood some chicks are into that

    
    They like to make it grow.
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    • Artificial Intelligence
14. 2022-03-13 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #94
    

    Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman
    Penis watering can
15. 2022-03-13 at 9:29 AM UTC

    #95
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I will buy this

    
    https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2604087263
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    • Artificial Intelligence
16. 2022-03-13 at 9:59 AM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Fucking based
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    • RIPtotse
17. 2022-03-13 at 10:17 AM UTC

    #97
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lul
    
    

    Nikoubin reportedly denied that she wanted to kill the man, saying she wanted only to injure her date.

    
    
    the neck is a funny place to stab if you don't mean for it to be lethal
18. 2022-03-13 at 11:04 AM UTC

    #98
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Any rapes going?
19. 2022-03-13 at 11:48 AM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra lul
    
    
    
    
    the neck is a funny place to stab if you don't mean for it to be lethal

    
    She should have invested in some good quality bondage gear.
20. 2022-03-13 at 11:49 AM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    
    
    At this point the crisis is existential. We need to start killing redditors. This is my sole political belief.