The Retarded Thread: Sudo Will Never Make A TRT Edition

1. 2022-03-06 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Going to to the bar to see my friend dance, going to a birthday dinner, then maybe bowling

   
   Don't let the weight of the bowling ball tip you over once hammered
2. 2022-03-06 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Trying to masturbate and create an ideal scenario. Big tits, blonde hair, soaking vag. I can't cum.
   
   Need to imagaine some rape situations, my dick isn't even hard yet.
3. 2022-03-06 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #43
   

   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
   Imagine your ex getting fucked by a big ape nigger
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Aleister Crowley
4. 2022-03-06 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Imagine your ex getting fucked by a big ape nigger

   
   Omg I just cummed
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   • SEGA Nigga Drive
5. 2022-03-06 at 5:02 AM UTC

   #45
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   I’m that big ape nigger.
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   • Sudo
6. 2022-03-06 at 6 AM UTC

   #46
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol. Couple gays. Weird.
7. 2022-03-06 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #47
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm I’m that big ape nigger.

   
   
8. 2022-03-06 at 1:29 PM UTC

   #48
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   https://cutedeadguys.net/
   
   
   why
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   • Sudo
9. 2022-03-06 at 1:41 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by aldra https://cutedeadguys.net/
   
   
   why

   
   I erased two posts before writing this one. I'll leave their content to the imagination but know this is now my home page
10. 2022-03-06 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Tried to microdose last night but accidentally took a little over a G and got pretty fucking high. Was driving all different speeds on my way home and talked to this girl about goats for a while about their temperament and symbolism. At least I think I did. I really wasn't trying to get high but I did anyway because I'm a gremlin
11. 2022-03-06 at 3:02 PM UTC

    #51
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Sudo I erased two posts before writing this one. I'll leave their content to the imagination but know this is now my home page

    
    No it isn't. Browsers generally don't have "home pages" any more.
12. 2022-03-06 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive No it isn't. Browsers generally don't have "home pages" any more.

    
    100% G0llumpost
13. 2022-03-06 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #53
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Sudo 100% G0llumpost

    
    Nice deflection, liar.
14. 2022-03-06 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #54
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood oh well if thats the case ill just drink until I pass out and listen to music instead , nigger
    
    

    
    Man. What happened to the youth lol.
    
    
    
    
    
    Here's some better music
    
    
15. 2022-03-06 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Nice deflection, liar.

    
    Are you saying I didn't make cutedeadbois.com or whatever my home page? Are you a weak wristed clairvoyant detective soothsayer?
16. 2022-03-06 at 8:13 PM UTC

    #56
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Sudo Are you saying I didn't make cutedeadbois.com or whatever my home page?

    
    Yup
    
    

    Are you a weak wristed clairvoyant detective soothsayer?

    
    No, you just make up retarded little white lies to try to make yourself seem friendly, do you think anyone believes you actually did?
17. 2022-03-06 at 8:39 PM UTC

    #57
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I believe it/ lol ur dumb/
18. 2022-03-06 at 8:47 PM UTC

    #58
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I believe it/ lol ur dumb/

    
    Nah you believe it because you're dumb
19. 2022-03-06 at 8:49 PM UTC

    #59
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Man I love my new Quaker Oats Simply Granola Honey Alomond cereal
    
    It is delicious and honeyish and crunchy and chewy and almonds and has dried berries and it's so delicious.
    
    To top it off it makes my bowel movements super regular and satisfying, it feels like the gastrointestinal distress itself is being shit out of my ass.
20. 2022-03-06 at 8:49 PM UTC

    #60
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Okay bud. Lol But ur the one that spent time in it. Lol @ YOU