Why is it physically impossible to sneeze while you're pissing?

1. 2022-02-25 at 1:26 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, let's keep it content related, and no dissing.
2. 2022-02-25 at 2:21 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   pig niggles?
3. 2022-02-25 at 2:53 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   nigger
4. 2022-02-25 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   nigs?
5. 2022-02-25 at 8:32 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'd guess the contraction of the thoracic diaphragm during sneezing has something to do with it
6. 2022-02-25 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   OP is weak
7. 2022-02-25 at 8:37 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood OP is weak

   
   complain to Lanny about getting e-bullied , lately, Bitch-Made?👍⚘
8. 2022-02-25 at 8:40 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Let's ask Kevin McLauchlen of Quora, who has unfortunately been in an ongoing battle spanning several decades against both season allergies as well as an asthmatic condition.
   
   Kevin?
   
   REPORTER LAROLD SHIN: Is it true you can't piss and sneeze at the same time?
   
   KEVIN: Well, as a guy I might be more likely to say that you can’t AIM really consistently and sneeze at the same time.
   
   But you are probably talking about a muscular spasm occurring in relation to the diaphragm spasm that actually launches a sneeze. In that respect, aside from the directional problem, I find the stream slows momentarily, but doesn’t actually stop.
   
   Perhaps you are thinking of the relationship between sneezing and the inability to keep one’s eyes open. That one is widely confirmed.
   
   LAROLD: Thank you. Goodnight.
9. 2022-03-03 at 8:17 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   nigs?
10. 2022-03-03 at 8:19 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Kevin already put this issue to bed.
11. 2022-03-03 at 8:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Kevin is obviously a government plant.
12. 2022-03-03 at 8:26 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Kevin is obviously a government plant.

    
    Are those different from your standard house plants?
13. 2022-03-03 at 8:28 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Are those different from your standard house plants?

    
    No such thing as a standard house plant, they are all individuals with there own thoughts and feelings...fucking plantist lumping them all together.
14. 2022-03-03 at 8:33 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No such thing as a standard house plant, they are all individuals with there own thoughts and feelings…fucking plantist lumping them all together.

    
    Im not referring to the individuality of house plants IN THIS CASE, I'm referring to the standard mold that a house plant would fit, for example, they have to be IN A HOUSE, regardless of their own UNIQUE TRAITS.
    
    NOW TELL ME WHAT MAKES A GOVERNMENT PLANT, A GOVERNMENT PLANT.
15. 2022-03-03 at 8:35 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It's security clearance
16. 2022-03-03 at 8:47 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    it can be done but piss goes everywhere
17. 2022-03-03 at 8:47 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    and there is a momentary laps in piss at the instant of the sneeze
18. 2022-03-03 at 8:50 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    OP is trying to sneeze through his dick as his head is up his ass.
19. 2022-03-03 at 8:55 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Corpses have no problem pissing and shitting at the same time.
20. 2022-03-03 at 11:31 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Corpses have no problem pissing and shitting at the same time.

    
    You post dumb shit. Did you know that?