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i just got the closest maybe ever to fuking a mid teen

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hmm...
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    Originally posted by Wariat i was getting a drink an aperol spritz and this little interesting bitch was next to me also ordering alone and no one else was around to judge me or what both me and her were doing or wanted. because she seemed different. ya know what i mean guys than those teens who act childish or do stupid faces or dont want anything to do with an actual man. like she smiled was smiley like me the whole time guys the energy was there ok? so I said how is your day going to get her smiling more and talking get her comfortable with me. she repleid good i mentioned the weather after a while but there was a freeze again my anxiety with teens came back because i want it so bad but know the social implications or like i dont know have inhibitions. and i eventually ordered asked her if shes here with family or alone and this is the thing i fuked up she said shes with her sister and her boyfriend she wasnt alone. i was gonna invite her over and maybe ger her an aperol spritz as well as tgis place is lax the guy even asked if i wanted to buy two lol. this bitch would have been drinking talking taking a real mans or adult guys dick up her teenage shithole with her legs in the air and me making her say yes i am a teenage ass whore and i only take adult and bit dicks in there like a teenage ass slut. yes now bitch get ready the older dick is going in again. anyway, this bitch was so into me she smiled and said bye as they left those teens and iw aved she waved back. i fuke dup bad as i should have told her my snapchat which is easy to remember and look up but i paused and realize my facebook is long wnd hard to remember and was also shy and scared a bit but i fuked it up. i later dtwyed a bit hoping shed come back alone. i literally would have fuked her so hard that her face ass would be on fire.

    no you didnt and you will never have sex again in your life

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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    shut the fuck up, nigger.
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  4. #4
    this bitch was so into me she smiled and said bye

    Eh?
  5. #5
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Wariat would go into a day care center and think all the little girls were into him and that that was why their diapers were damp.

    Fucking pedo.
  6. #6
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat i was getting a drink an aperol spritz and this little interesting bitch was next to me also ordering alone and no one else was around to judge me or what both me and her were doing or wanted. because she seemed different. ya know what i mean guys than those teens who act childish or do stupid faces or dont want anything to do with an actual man. like she smiled was smiley like me the whole time guys the energy was there ok? so I said how is your day going to get her smiling more and talking get her comfortable with me. she repleid good i mentioned the weather after a while but there was a freeze again my anxiety with teens came back because i want it so bad but know the social implications or like i dont know have inhibitions. and i eventually ordered asked her if shes here with family or alone and this is the thing i fuked up she said shes with her sister and her boyfriend she wasnt alone. i was gonna invite her over and maybe ger her an aperol spritz as well as tgis place is lax the guy even asked if i wanted to buy two lol. this bitch would have been drinking talking taking a real mans or adult guys dick up her teenage shithole with her legs in the air and me making her say yes i am a teenage ass whore and i only take adult and bit dicks in there like a teenage ass slut. yes now bitch get ready the older dick is going in again. anyway, this bitch was so into me she smiled and said bye as they left those teens and iw aved she waved back. i fuke dup bad as i should have told her my snapchat which is easy to remember and look up but i paused and realize my facebook is long wnd hard to remember and was also shy and scared a bit but i fuked it up. i later dtwyed a bit hoping shed come back alone. i literally would have fuked her so hard that her face ass would be on fire.

    What a loser. Her bf is getting right up her tight hole and you're drinking alone dreaming of getting your ass hole licked.

    Kill yourself, you will never have sex.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    "this bitch would have been drinking talking taking a real mans or adult guys dick up her teenage shithole with her legs in the air and me making her say yes i am a teenage ass whore and i only take adult and bit dicks in there like a teenage ass slut"
    -warioat
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    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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  9. #9
    troon African Astronaut
    You fucked up when you mentioned the fucking weather you retard. What the fuck?

    Next time stick to stuff like your tax returns and foot fungus.
  10. #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    next time ask him/her if they like a good raping
  11. #11
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by lockedin doesn't sound like you were close at all

    another loli rape prevented by severe autism

    Right. Like, yeah, sure thing OP, she was totally flirting with your chomo vampire looking ass when her boyfriend and sister were right there.


    Here's how it really went down: She got in line behind you, you started talking to her, she's not a complete piece of shit and started talking to you to be polite, you asked the literal #1 question asked by kidnappers and rapists "Are you here with your family/friends or *licks lips* all alone *rubs hands together*"
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    that was a dumb question I should have just asked if shed like to join me but had an inhibition or anxiety or afraid of rejection which Ive always been with females especially teens. Im intimidated by them because I want one so bad just once even.
  13. #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    And no it wasnt her boyfriend it was her sisters boyfriend. they didnt care and as she walked by she made it obvious she made eye contact with me and smiled and waved back. she could have just walked by not making eye contact with me.
  14. #14
    You're right, a wave and a smile is almost the same as having her tongue inch deep in your bunghole.
  15. #15
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're right, a wave and a smile is almost the same as having her tongue inch deep in your bunghole.

    yes like this hottie but imagine a young and burnette version without the big tits doing it both are amasing or both facts or ideas of it happening to me:

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61520a16d4e7a
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    Originally posted by Wariat And no it wasnt her boyfriend it was her sisters boyfriend. they didnt care and as she walked by she made it obvious she made eye contact with me and smiled and waved back. she could have just walked by not making eye contact with me.

    You just make this shit up, you autistic fuck. Just like kingcobra and his delusional autism stories

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  17. #17
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You just make this shit up, you autistic fuck. Just like kingcobra and his delusional autism stories


    I don't think he's making it up as much as he's embellishing a la Bill Krozby.

    Like, did he really talk to a teen girl at the cafe? Yeah, probably.

    Was she in literally any way interested? Fuck no.
  18. #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Right. Like, yeah, sure thing OP, she was totally flirting with your chomo vampire looking ass when her boyfriend and sister were right there.


    Here's how it really went down: She got in line behind you, you started talking to her, she's not a complete piece of shit and started talking to you to be polite, you asked the literal #1 question asked by kidnappers and rapists "Are you here with your family/friends or *licks lips* all alone *rubs hands together*"

    most of the polish teen chicks and chicks as a whole are what you describe complete pieces of shit and narcisstic too and i am talking about legal once or over age of consent there so 15-19. they act like children or are agist or think every man that even says hi to them wants to fuk them. remember my pool incident there?
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Wariat most of the polish teen chicks and chicks as a whole are what you describe complete pieces of shit and narcisstic too and i am talking about legal once or over age of consent there so 15-19. they act like children or are agist or think every man that even says hi to them wants to fuk them. remember my pool incident there?

    No child anywhere wants to fuck some creepy old man. Face it.
  20. #20
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    ask yourselves why do you guys think or guys like Putin think its ok for 17 yr olds to be sent as cannon fodder and fight in wars but not me fucking one?
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