Why am I George costanza

1. 2017-04-20 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My mom is a bitch so I have to exit and enter the house through the window now.
   
   I dont get it and if anything should be illegal it should be entering and exiting through windows. Thats what doors are for. I dont get it.
2. 2017-04-20 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I want to climb out the window but there is a forcefield in the way.
3. 2017-04-20 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Also its like 5 feet off the ground wtf gravity
4. 2017-04-20 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Help I'm trapped
5. 2017-04-20 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #5
   J.P.W Houston
   Do a funny voicemail
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-04-20 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pics of your mom
7. 2017-04-20 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Now
8. 2017-04-20 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by J.P.W Do a funny voicemail

   
   Believe it of not scron isn't at home please leave a tech pipe at the beep I must be high or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be believe it or its zaint zattex day
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HTS, 
   • J.P.W
9. 2017-04-20 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   your a gayfish.
   
   
10. 2017-04-20 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hey fuck you I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend right now SP go to work you lazy fuck I'm gonna call Danby and sell glass to that guy with your $1000k scrub
11. 2017-04-20 at 8:13 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Hey fuck you I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend right now SP go to work you lazy fuck I'm gonna call Danby and sell glass to that guy with your $1000k scrub

    
    Fine be a homeless idiot.
12. 2017-04-20 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No its fine I just have to go to work
13. 2017-04-21 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #13
    J.P.W Houston
14. 2017-04-21 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Triangles
15. 2017-04-21 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Because you're boring, and acting like a weirdo is easier than being an interesting person. You are the internet equivalent of the guy who wears wacky hats or keeps a parrot on his shoulder in public; you need a schtick.
16. 2017-04-21 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #16
    J.P.W Houston
    thanks to you i'm rewatching seinfeld now
17. 2017-04-22 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Because you're boring, and acting like a weirdo is easier than being an interesting person. You are the internet equivalent of the guy who wears wacky hats or keeps a parrot on his shoulder in public; you need a schtick.

    
    I'm not boring though that's you.
18. 2018-03-14 at 8:39 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Holy shit this thread made me spit milk from my nose.