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If you could pick, how would you die?

  1. 2022-02-26 at 11:11 PM UTC
    #1
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    A genie appears and says "I shall grant you any death you please, whenever you want".

    You may not extend your natural lifespan.

    What would you pick?

    I'd choose to be flying into a supermassive black hole near the speed of light in a life support capsule at least powerful enough to survive the journey into the horizon with me alive. Just to see what's up.
  2. 2022-02-26 at 11:13 PM UTC
    #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    In the sack with your mother
  3. 2022-02-26 at 11:18 PM UTC
    #3
    Kafka sweaty
    It was nice when I almost OD’d in someone’s arms and it was like I was suffocating and high af, I thought I was about to die but felt safe and warm and loved because they were holding me. Now I think I’d just like to shoot myself in the head but maybe shoot a few people first. All I know is I want a few minutes to contemplate it prior and that I don’t want to die in my sleep, because in my dreams I don’t know who I am or who I love.
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  4. 2022-02-26 at 11:19 PM UTC
    #4
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka It was nice when I almost OD’d in someone’s arms and it was like I was suffocating and high af, I thought I was about to die but felt safe and warm and loved because they were holding me. Now I think I’d just like to shoot myself in the head but maybe shoot a few people first. All I know is I want a few minutes to contemplate it prior and that I don’t want to die in my sleep, because in my dreams I don’t know who I am or who I love.

    Maybe you should do fewer drugs in general
  5. 2022-02-27 at 12:03 AM UTC
    #5
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lethal IV infusion of secobarbital while I lay in a comfortable spot and smoke weed until I fall asleep and die.
  6. 2022-02-27 at 12:10 AM UTC
    #6
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Peacefully, with my cock in someone's mouth.
  7. 2022-02-27 at 12:38 AM UTC
    #7
    smokemon Houston
    I want to ride a bomb down to the ground in an airstrike.
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  8. 2022-02-27 at 1:15 AM UTC
    #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Slowly burn to death suspended above a bed of lit candles
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  9. 2022-02-27 at 1:39 AM UTC
    #9
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Kafka It was nice when I almost OD’d in someone’s arms and it was like I was suffocating and high af, I thought I was about to die but felt safe and warm and loved because they were holding me. Now I think I’d just like to shoot myself in the head but maybe shoot a few people first. All I know is I want a few minutes to contemplate it prior and that I don’t want to die in my sleep, because in my dreams I don’t know who I am or who I love.

    I don't know if you are a bot or a prophet.
    Today I was reading AI produced scripts and auto responses and they sound like you.
  10. 2022-02-27 at 2:38 AM UTC
    #10
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I don't know if you are a bot or a prophet.
    Today I was reading AI produced scripts and auto responses and they sound like you.

    Link AI produced scripts
  11. 2022-02-27 at 2:39 AM UTC
    #11
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    I found her writing style interesting too.
  12. 2022-02-27 at 2:39 AM UTC
    #12
    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Slowly burn to death suspended above a bed of lit candles

    birthday candles for ironic death
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  13. 2022-02-27 at 3:05 AM UTC
    #13
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Getting hit by lightning 4 times in a row
  14. 2022-02-27 at 3:12 AM UTC
    #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    In ur arms op. Teeheeehehehe
  15. 2022-02-27 at 3:37 AM UTC
    #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm In ur arms op. Teeheeehehehe


    Originally posted by DontTellEm In ur arms op. Teeheeehehehe

    Thanks bae
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  16. 2022-02-27 at 3:38 AM UTC
    #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked birthday candles for ironic death

    Nice one. Wasn't some other folks talking about how they call their birthday their conception day?

    I don't know jack SHIT
  17. 2022-02-27 at 3:39 AM UTC
    #17
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol oopsie day
  18. 2022-02-27 at 4:35 AM UTC
    #18
    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Originally posted by DontTellEm In ur arms op. Teeheeehehehe

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  19. 2022-02-27 at 4:36 AM UTC
    #19
    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    OT- massive heroin overdose, snuggled on the sofa with someone who loves me.
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