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some bitch in a bar bartender gave me basically a shot for free

2022-02-27 at 1:35 AM UTC
#1

Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

and i could tell she is into me this ugly looking but not fat or anything dark bitch and i figure she may lick my ass but ok i ended up exchanging facebook with her still waiting but it was weird she all of a sudden said a redbyull and vodka will be like 10 euros so i said fuk it just give mea beer and she did i paid for it then she anyway gave me a freeshot and pored vodka on top of like vodka or tequila and i felt bad so i said here is fivce euro. later i got her facebook am still wairing for the dark haired whore to come lick the ass. shes not older or anything maybe like 20s or 30s think pesky travels and also a whore.
2022-02-27 at 1:40 AM UTC
#2

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

NO ONE CARES!
2022-02-27 at 1:48 AM UTC
#3

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

hot water burn baby
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- smokemon
2022-02-27 at 2:14 AM UTC
#4

G African Astronaut

You know you're a lame when someone buying you a drink is a rare event lol.
2022-02-27 at 6:32 AM UTC
#5

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I hope you get shot for free next time instead
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2022-02-27 at 10:54 AM UTC
#6

Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

Anna Spysze earns da big bucks