I just coughed and farted simultaneously...

1. 2022-02-25 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Folks, and this impressive feat was also committed spontaneously.
2. 2022-02-25 at 1 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   
3. 2022-02-25 at 1:14 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I just peed and farted at the same time I read this, QUITE INTERESTINGLY.
4. 2022-02-25 at 1:16 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   you're a no life unfunny faggot that should die and kill yourself
5. 2022-02-25 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you're a no life unfunny faggot that should die and kill yourself

   
   Wanna talk about wut's bothering you? i'm all ears.
6. 2022-02-25 at 2:31 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This thread reminds me of a former coworker who said the best thing about his new house was the bathroom.
   The shitter and the sink were very close to one another so when he had to shit and puke at the same time it was no problem.
   He called it the best case scenario for double Jeopardy!
7. 2022-02-25 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #7
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by AngryOnion This thread reminds me of a former coworker who said the best thing about his new house was the bathroom.
   The shitter and the sink were very close to one another so when had to shit and puke at the same time it was no problem.
   He called it the best case scenario for double Jeopardy!

   
   Does that still happen to you?
8. 2022-02-25 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Na I haven't done the holy trifecta in decades.
   Booze weed and cocaine can be nasty.
9. 2022-02-25 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #9
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Piss, piss out my ass.
   
   
   Shit, shit out my dick
10. 2022-02-25 at 4:47 AM UTC

    #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    +5 NIS points if u can name who used my above post as their signature on zoklet
11. 2022-02-25 at 4:47 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Suck my hole suck my spot
    
    Might be cold might be hot
    
    Get it get it
    
    Just get it.
12. 2022-02-25 at 4:48 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RIPtotse +5 NIS points if u can name who used my above post as their signature on zoklet

    
    Actor? Lol
13. 2022-02-25 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

    Originally posted by mmQ Actor? Lol

    
    I honestly can't remember but i do remember it was somebody signature for sure...
    
    It was some shitty local metal bands lyrics or something.
14. 2022-02-25 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I wanna say it was mash but I could be wrong
15. 2022-02-25 at 5:29 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RIPtotse I wanna say it was mash but I could be wrong

    
    Sounds believable but I have no idea, hence me guessing actor.
    
    Oh well. Anyway
16. 2022-02-25 at 5:30 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Honestly that could have been many users.
    
    Remember the user "thanks button goes here faggot"? Lol