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just ate a bunch of jalapenos
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2017-04-22 at 12:42 AM UTCmy mouth is on fire
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2017-04-22 at 12:44 AM UTCMilk is usually the remedy when it comes to trying to drink something to kill the burning sensation.
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2017-04-22 at 12:45 AM UTCim out of milk
fucking sucks i cant have my morning latte i have to have it americano style
if we dont get some fucking milk around here i might just have to beat up my mom.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-22 at 1:03 AM UTCIcecubes are best.
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2017-04-22 at 3:16 AM UTC
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2017-04-22 at 7:24 AM UTCPfft, jalapenos. Well, unless you mean the raw ones, not pickled, I'm a total fucking pussy when it comes to spicy food tbh. Entire head sweats an unusually large amount.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-22 at 7:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic my mouth is on fire
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I love to drink the juice out of the jar, but then I end up screaming on the toilet spraying ass!
last summer I met a girl for coffee, got her back to my place and after i had sex with her ate a tons of ghost pepper salsa with chips. And I felt fine for awhile... I had to drive her home all the way to the south side of town and she was like "i really like u doug" and I was "deeeeueuuurrrg mmmmkk..." not feeling well at all!
I was driving back on the highway after dropping her off ready to shit my pants and my car, i couldn't hold it anymore so I exited and went a a fiesta (not sure if they have that where you live but its a badass grocery store) and they had the bathroom taped off... I was like fuck it and went under the tape and went into the bathrooms and they didn't have any toilets.. so i ran out and was like wheres the toilets?! and they pointed outside and there was a trailer there that had bathrooms on it, and i went in (pretty nice bathroom for potapotties) and I was like fuck it and just started spraying ass and screaming.
I walked back into the store to get a pizza and I was like "well gonts, how u chickens doing tonight" and everyone was just staring at me, like i was there wearing a neckbrace and had my arm in a sling. -
2017-04-22 at 7:54 AM UTC
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2017-04-22 at 9:09 AM UTCI prefer pepperoncinis honestly
I've never gotten the flaming shits from spicy food, don't know why
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2017-04-22 at 10:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I prefer pepperoncinis honestly
I've never gotten the flaming shits from spicy food, don't know why
It makes spicy food ten times better when you don't have to worry about remembering to grab toilet paper from the freezer later
pepporcinis are a totally different thing, but yeah i just bought some today because i like them as well. I also like banana peppers.
but yeah i have a love spicy food but i have a total poodle stomache that ate a sausage, and i think its because I drink a lot and psychedlics/ spicy food tend to not go well with being a drinker.
inb4 bill the cat makes a post about a spicy butthole
