Shoplifter caught with more than 100g of heroin gets 5 years in prison

1. 2017-04-21 at 6:11 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   http://www.ktuu.com/content/news/Shoplifter-caught-with-more-than-100g-of-heroin-gets-5-years-in-prison-420031383.html
   
   

   ANCHORAGE (KTUU) - An Anchorage man who was caught with more than 100g of heroin after stealing from a grocery store will serve five years in prison, a federal judge ruled on Thursday.
   
   Prosecutors say 44-year-old Jason Paul Bryant-Wilde walked out of Natural Pantry on Aug. 25 with more than $200 of unpaid grocery items. An employee confronted Byrant-Wilde in the parking lot and detained him after a brief altercation.
   
   “The loss prevention officer searched Bryant-Wilde while waiting for the Anchorage Police to arrive,” the U.S. Attorney’s Office wrote in a press release. “Bryant-Wilde had over 100 grams of heroin in his possession that he intended to distribute.”
   
   The total street value of the drugs was estimated to be about $30,000, prosecutors said.

2. 2017-04-21 at 6:28 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol, 100g of heroin in your pocket and you're concerned about paying for groceries...
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3. 2017-04-21 at 7:46 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by aldra lol, 100g of heroin in your pocket and you're concerned about paying for groceries…

   
   My thoughts exactly. Reminds me of some woman who flipped off a cop in traffic and had literally fuckin kilos of blow in the trunk when he pulled her over. Peoples these days brahs.
4. 2017-04-21 at 8:11 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by aldra lol, 100g of heroin in your pocket and you're concerned about paying for groceries…

   
   This.
5. 2017-04-22 at 1:03 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   What a stupid motherfucker. But, hey, 100g of heroin and only 5 years doesn't seem that bad for the US. Christ, some of these states are fuckign nightmares when it comes to drugs and prison. Don't know if he could get out early as well.
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6. 2017-04-22 at 6:21 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   wdf just stash the gear behind a bin or sumthin b4 u go rackin or juts slang a cuple gs on the lic u can buy anyhtin u need resell the coupons use the profit buy more gear
7. 2017-04-22 at 6:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   thats the jokepeg
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8. 2017-04-22 at 9:05 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop My thoughts exactly. Reminds me of some woman who flipped off a cop in traffic and had literally fuckin kilos of blow in the trunk when he pulled her over. Peoples these days brahs.

   
   Maybe she wanted to get caught. Maybe the cartels were after her or some shit
9. 2017-04-22 at 4:13 PM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Originally posted by aldra lol, 100g of heroin in your pocket and you're concerned about paying for groceries…

   
   Uh... Yeah... Like, why should he give it away???