What are you thinking about....

1. 2022-02-17 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #8521
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   people in prison tie blankets to the upper bunk, lock their hands with a knot that's pulled over the shoulders and then they kinda just fall and theshort distance causes them top remain conscious but be locked in between the bunk bars and suffocate.
   
   like 12 different people wanted to teach me that. Isn't that crazy!!!
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   • General Butt.Naked
2. 2022-02-17 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #8522
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   those paper jumpsuits aren't a detourant from hanging yourself with your clothing. you can just braid it into a rope and it would still work.
   
   the best they could do is give you a short pair of paper briefs biki style but then you would probably freeze to death, they're so fucking cold inside them cells. at least the steal ones with concrete beds.
3. 2022-02-17 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #8523
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by Bradley people in prison tie blankets to the upper bunk, lock their hands with a knot that's pulled over the shoulders and then they kinda just fall and theshort distance causes them top remain conscious but be locked in between the bunk bars and suffocate.
   
   like 12 different people wanted to teach me that. Isn't that crazy!!!

   
   it just shows there is love among the inmates
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   • Lucrimosa
4. 2022-02-17 at 11:47 PM UTC

   #8524
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   I am taking a walk before ap-fundages.
   
   Thought of a funny bumper sticker idea
   
   "Not all Irish fuck their cousins. Just last night I did your Mums, Bro"
5. 2022-02-17 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #8525
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   "Poor Men secretly want to be #MeToo'd. We could use the money"
6. 2022-02-17 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #8526
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   Anyone else?
7. 2022-02-18 at 12 AM UTC

   #8527
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   no i dont' want anyone to molest me again.
8. 2022-02-18 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #8528
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley people in prison tie blankets to the upper bunk, lock their hands with a knot that's pulled over the shoulders and then they kinda just fall and theshort distance causes them top remain conscious but be locked in between the bunk bars and suffocate.
   
   like 12 different people wanted to teach me that. Isn't that crazy!!!

   
   u just need sumone to talk to, Bradley. ur a lonely young man.
9. 2022-02-18 at 12:09 AM UTC

   #8529
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka You can survive and end up paralysed.

   
   I know, I wouldn't choose that way, just a comforting thought
10. 2022-02-18 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #8530
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice I know, I wouldn't choose that way, just a comforting thought

    
    Get drunk and blow ur head off, instead. Be a REAL man.
11. 2022-02-18 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #8531
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Get drunk and blow ur head off, instead. Be a REAL man.

    
    Or kill yourself by old age! Now, there's what a REAL man does!
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    • Lucrimosa, 
    • Quick Mix Ready
12. 2022-02-18 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #8532
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or kill yourself by old age! Now, there's what a REAL man does!

    
    By living to the point where cell mitosis ceases to function.
13. 2022-02-18 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #8533
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung By living to the point where cell mitosis ceases to function.

    
    If you take care of yourself, that doesn't happen, and you live to be 120 years old.
14. 2022-02-18 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #8534
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you take care of yourself, that doesn't happen, and you live to be 120 years old.

    
    May i please drink from The Eternal Chalice?
15. 2022-02-18 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #8535
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Get drunk and blow ur head off, instead. Be a REAL man.

    
    I can't pass a background check for a gun and don't know of any other easy ways to obtain one.
16. 2022-02-18 at 1:42 AM UTC

    #8536
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice I can't pass a background check for a gun and don't know of any other easy ways to obtain one.

    
    Why don't you man up and deal with your problems, instead of taking the coward's way out?
17. 2022-02-18 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #8537
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley no i dont' want anyone to molest me again.

    
    Hahahahalol
18. 2022-02-18 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #8538
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley people in prison tie blankets to the upper bunk, lock their hands with a knot that's pulled over the shoulders and then they kinda just fall and theshort distance causes them top remain conscious but be locked in between the bunk bars and suffocate.
    
    like 12 different people wanted to teach me that. Isn't that crazy!!!

    
    
19. 2022-02-18 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #8539
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley people in prison tie blankets to the upper bunk, lock their hands with a knot that's pulled over the shoulders and then they kinda just fall and theshort distance causes them top remain conscious but be locked in between the bunk bars and suffocate.
    
    like 12 different people wanted to teach me that. Isn't that crazy!!!

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
20. 2022-02-18 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #8540
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley no i dont' want anyone to molest me again.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bradley no i dont' want anyone to molest me again.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bradley no i dont' want anyone to molest me again.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bradley no i dont' want anyone to molest me again.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bradley no i dont' want anyone to molest me again.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bradley no i dont' want anyone to molest me again.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bradley no i dont' want anyone to molest me again.

    
    Lol this nigger is gravel