2022-02-15 at 3:55 PM UTC
I heard it makes for really good spaghetti
2022-02-15 at 3:56 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
if you like a salty treat
I was moving stuff out of the apartment all day and the rug absolutely reeks of blood and barbecue sauce
I am going to take it outside and hit it with the MAP torch
2022-02-15 at 3:59 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by mmQ
You should roll yourself up inside of it then light your head on fire and pretend you're a candle
good idea
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2022-02-15 at 4:08 PM UTC
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
2022-02-15 at 4:27 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Bradley
Any context?
I have no idea, I have a folder called 'retards' with a bunch of webms in it
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2022-02-16 at 4:29 AM UTC
Idk why I’m remembering this, last summer this guy asked me on a date. Talked about the girl he just broke up with the whole time, wanted to take me to some fancy place just so he could take pics to show her he was on a date with someone else, it was so obvious. Idk why I was so polite about it, I wasn’t into him either Ig just felt like doing something spontaneous and he’d asked me at 8am that day. Not happy about him smoking all my hash. It was nice enough we ended up drinking beer on the beach but his mind was definitely on that ugly tramp.
2022-02-16 at 4:34 AM UTC
i would never be someone's rebound.
i watch for that same behavior in myself when ever i have a break up.
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2022-02-16 at 4:38 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Oh my God
My dick is flying off
2022-02-16 at 6:59 AM UTC
I’m volunteering at an outdoor event this weekend which is going ahead despite a weather warning, idk what to expect.
