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Why do Niggers have horse cocks?

  1. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    God gave you whatever you've got and you got it from the millions of niggas before you who got to creampie some hoe, ultimately leading to your creation.

    Being an aloha male means everything else except your penis size.

    Learn to attack the clit and you will be known as a sexual god.
  2. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Buy and keep a nice vibrator to use on bitches too.

    Too many guys psych themselves out like "SHE LIKES THE TOY THAT MEANS YOU'RE BEING CUCKED??? GAY???"

    Shhhh, apply the buzzer to the clit while you fuck her. Thank me later.
  3. Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Buy and keep a nice vibrator to use on bitches too.

    Too many guys psych themselves out like "SHE LIKES THE TOY THAT MEANS YOU'RE BEING CUCKED??? GAY???"

    Shhhh, apply the buzzer to the clit while you fuck her. Thank me later.

    clitorial stimulation is harrrrum.

    it should be removed before marriage if theyre not moose limp; and at birth for those who are.
  4. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Dude I still can't get over people that chop their dicks off to become "smoothies" or "nullos"

    Look it up


    Some Asian artist dude chopped his dick off then fed it to people for 250 bucks a plate. Like a thousand people showed up so only like 5 got to eat his pee pee. Everyone else was stuck with beans n rice or some shit. Google it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    People used to chop the cocks off rival tribesmen so they couldn't impregnate their women.
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by G lol always trying to pass bad genetics/balding off as a normal occurrence. Not everyone goes bald son lol.

    True, you will look like Ted Danson soon enough


  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bradley Not all of us are peurto Ricans bud

    Isn't he Cuban?
  8. Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive People used to chop the cocks off dalits so they couldn't impregnate their women.

    ah sea.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by cigreting how many times have you had shit on your penis after its in some dudes asshole

    10-25% of the time
  10. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley 10-25% of the time

    More like 99% dude
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    You must never have had anal sex with anyone but your father.
  12. Originally posted by Bradley You must never have had anal sex with anyone but your father.

    hes the designated taker.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    because negresses have horse puss

    duh
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Dude I still can't get over people that chop their dicks off to become "smoothies" or "nullos"

    I honestly think it makes more sense than trannies - eunuchs have been around for millennia and they're not a crude imitation of something else
  15. Originally posted by aldra I honestly think it makes more sense than trannies - eunuchs have been around for millennia and they're not a crude imitation of something else

    theyre crude immitation of robots.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I honestly think it makes more sense than trannies - eunuchs have been around for millennia and they're not a crude imitation of something else

    You should read "the peoples act of love" by James meek
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