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My body refuses to use the bathroom unless I'm on the clock at work

  1. 2022-02-13 at 11:37 AM UTC
    #1
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Folx at home my body just refuses but as soon as I get to work it's like aOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH also it's weird but that feeling goes away during my breaks

    I think that's a covid symptom
  2. 2022-02-13 at 11:40 AM UTC
    #2
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
  3. 2022-02-13 at 3:51 PM UTC
    #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Coz at home hts fucks you in the ass and you wear a butt plug that hts takes out of you when you leave

    then it all falls out
  4. 2022-02-13 at 4:55 PM UTC
    #4
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley Coz at home hts fucks you in the ass and you wear a butt plug that hts takes out of you when you leave

    then it all falls out

    Okay cool it with the aunty semitic remarks
  5. 2022-02-13 at 7:23 PM UTC
    #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley Coz at home hts fucks you in the ass and you wear a butt plug that hts takes out of you when you leave

    then it all falls out

    Neither of us would enjoy that
  6. 2022-02-13 at 7:26 PM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I worked with this girl who would go to the bathroom constantly to fuck around on her phone and told everyone she had IBS. This old black lady went into the bathroom right after the girl was in it one day then came back talking about "There ain't no shit marks or smell or anything!"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2022-02-13 at 8:04 PM UTC
    #7
    blaster master victim of incest
  8. 2022-02-13 at 8:42 PM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master I worked at a place where the boss would send his lackys in to come sniff the bathroom to see if you were pooping or chilling on ur phone.

    I'd get a bottle of that Liquid Ass and sprinkle it around, then play diarrhea sounds from YouTube on your phone when they walk in.
  9. 2022-02-13 at 8:46 PM UTC
    #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I smoke a cigarette and drink a coffee in the morning and my ass hole explodes my insides to my outsides 6 to 8 times.
  10. 2022-02-13 at 10:56 PM UTC
    #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Solstice I worked with this girl who would go to the bathroom constantly to fuck around on her phone and told everyone she had IBS. This old black lady went into the bathroom right after the girl was in it one day then came back talking about "There ain't no shit marks or smell or anything!"

    What a fucking snitch bitch I would do everything to make her life as hard as possible. Never fucking snitch on a co worker wtf that's just as bad as calling the police.

    When I see a nigga on a phone on the factory floor, I don't see it.
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