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i met this super hot tall older slim brunette last night

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    and got so fuked up that i forgot what happened but i went home and slept and she at one time told me her facebook and i forgot it.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i think alcohol is my achiles heel. multiple times in my life like last night or when i used to live near santana row i didnt get laid or even a contact info of a chick because it just hits me. like i get fuked up but it hits me all of a sudden at one point where i black out.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    looking at my bank receipt i drank like 8 double vodkas with coke amd a single redbull vodka and earlier in the day i had like four beers.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    guys picture this. she was so attractive and dominating to me i felt super nervous and had to keep pounding drinks just to handle her or be around her. she was there with another chick and two older dudes but claimed they were just friends and one was her ex husband or somehting and she was single. she was like loud and overbearing roo chicks like thst are super good in bed.
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    i fuckimg hate yiu
  7. #7
    youre so ampnnoying youre like a shitty i fomercial eceryone hated like the ppone with that one bitch einging about someoess a imwls i alway sjust hope697 disppear but you ne er do
  8. #8
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    me and that russian posh looking but sort of buff guy were about to fight if i rememebr correct,y the same fucker who tried to tell me not to talk to some russian chick because she was his and i told her and him he was talking to other chicks so why not or some shit. yesterday not only did he loudly knock in the restroom door as i barely got in but at one point said fuck you to me and i said fuck you back and ill smash you or some shit and later as i kept drinking i looked for him but saw he knows people at that posh bar and was not alone anymore.
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    Die
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  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    TL;dr they didn't have sex
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  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    another one you met but didnt fuck. that makes everyone, right? 👍
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung another one you met but didnt fuck. that makes everyone, right? 👍

    You can't see your own penis when you look down, fat Nov and I already have
  13. #13
    Bog Dick Gamg represent

    fuck poland
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Thinks a female being dominate is attractive
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she kept saying her friends or group doesnt appreciate her as they think shes nuts or has too much energy so i was like you need a younger guy who can match your energy and she started dancing with me and shit. everything and i once again failed fucking a nasty ass.
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