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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I think the inflammation will go down and the shape will normal out.

    No pain medications just time and not having it happen again lol
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I chainsawed my leg before, could see the yellow and white stuff, then went to my buddy's house, drank 2 beers and went to the hospital, got stitches and said it happened while 'sending her" on a dirt bike then went back to work
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    ITT: things that are harder than Bob Sagat

    Quicksand
    Baby poop
    Ice cream on a hot day
    The oil at the top of a brand new jar of peanut butter
    My spit
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo ITT: things that are harder than Bob Sagat

    Quicksand
    Baby poop
    Ice cream on a hot day
    The oil at the top of a brand new jar of peanut butter
    My spit

    The sound of a cats paw
    The beard of a baby
    The voice of a buried stone
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  5. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Depends on the "thunk". The brain is a weird little organ. Think of your favourite wristwatch. Think of how delicate and intricate that is. If it got a big unfortunate thunk it might stop working, even if it doesn't shatter and break. The brain is even more complicated and intricate and fragile than that. And it has nothing to do with the softness of your skull. Your skull is just a casing. Your brain is sloshing around inside it. This is why NFL players get CTEs, they use their pads as a weapon and think it protects their brain when it actually protects their skull whole their brain is getting jostled around in there.
  6. Saget was murdered.
  7. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo I chainsawed my leg before, could see the yellow and white stuff, then went to my buddy's house, drank 2 beers and went to the hospital, got stitches and said it happened while 'sending her" on a dirt bike then went back to work

    your too much of a pussy to ever own a dirtbike. A real man like myself used to race them shits
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Real men build the dirt bike tracks while the children play on them. I have singlehandedly built over 16 world-renowned tracks and my body is made of soil.
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting your too much of a pussy to ever own a dirtbike. A real man like myself used to race them shits

    TIL real men are afraid of women
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Durt brikes are OK but there seems like too much unnecessary variance in styles since 150cc is the obvious optimum size engine for everything except wide open riding, in which case you're better off driving something with more power/grip. Even a 250 is gay af, just get a quad or side by side and grow up
  11. Originally posted by cigreting your too much of a pussy to ever own a dirtbike. A real man like myself used to race them shits

    Calm down Travis Pastrami
  12. Did I ever tell you the story about when I was going to cross the Sahara with 5 or 6 other guys riding Aprilia Tuareg 600s...
  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    No. Bob Saget wasn't just murdered. He was MURDERED AT THE RITZ! Dun dun dun..



    [Radio Announcer] We will be right back to Radio Theater of Murdered at the Ritz after this sponsor's message.
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready No. Bob Saget wasn't just murdered. He was MURDERED AT THE RITZ! Dun dun dun..



    [Radio Announcer] We will be right back to Radio Theater of Murdered at the Ritz after this sponsor's message.

    Do you hear radio stations in your head even after you turn the radio off?
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Apparently he bumped his head and went to bed and couldn't wake up in the morning.
  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo Durt brikes are OK but there seems like too much unnecessary variance in styles since 150cc is the obvious optimum size engine for everything except wide open riding, in which case you're better off driving something with more power/grip. Even a 250 is gay af, just get a quad or side by side and grow up

    I have both a sxs and a dirtbike. Real men own both, faggot
  17. cigreting Dark Matter


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  18. A great dirt bike is the Suzuki RM125.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting I have both a sxs and a dirtbike. Real men own both, faggot

    Do you have anybody to love tho?
  20. Originally posted by Sudo Do you have anybody to love tho?

    Jesus loved everyone, just ask Grylls.
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