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  1. #1
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Ok fellas, time for some light reading. I'm going to touch base on a few things that are the state of affairs of our partition of providence. This is not a fona thread. This is just what spurious generalities is without being actual spurious generalities.

    So, uh... Yea... I just watched porn this evening, it was a 6/10. Um... what else... Uh, oh yea... My buddy in the joint for some crimes, which I may or may not elaborate on... Later. He's a good guy, I've known him for 15 years, but he's just a profound goon. ATL nigga, gnawwudeymsayn? Real cool, real nice... Awesome guy. Incredibly athletic, street smart, charming. I'm gonna try and hook him up with an old fling I use to play with and I think we're going to bubble up, or something. I'm try and move to Florida and get a job working at the beach.. Uh, what else.. I donated blood this past year, two pints. It was easy and for a "good cause".

    I been working out, I got some pipe wrenches, and being the incredible engineer/athlete Iam, I found a good workout that really kicks ass. Hoping to lose some weight.

    Al Pacino dat man.

    Uhh what else... I'm not gonna lie, I have been with obese women before, and I am black. So it is what it is. Not going to candycoat it except I want to put CandyRein in a furcoat...

    Jk, I want to take her to Florida and bubble up with my nikku and that one girl. He was trying to fuck 'er before... When we was all at his house and I heard him asking her to fuck. I was indifferent, cause I know. Anneh way. That not the first time that nikku betrayed me meh. Like the time there was dis sexy light-skinned girl at this girl house us at and he done went and ditched me, and I was like man... we Juuging... How you gon tip out this hoe, meh we Juugin' nigga you know the rules.

    And this is still not the last time he crossed me. I gave him $40 for dope and he ran off.

    Still not the last time. He took a sack of weed he was trading me for a bag of 4-aco-dmt and dipped with the sack and the bag. Liek nigga who gave you a bed when you was running from the law. Not my fault you went to jail for a probation holder, nigga you was nappy.

    Aneh way... So liek, yea... This nigga trip. Nigga stank up our fkn dryer when he was on the run and we washed his clothes. As I digress...

    So like, yea, dis nigga treating me like a white guy...

    He rap good. I been writing him letters in prison. I didn't know he was in prison, I thought he was in town taking care of his kid(s(?)). Gud dayaumn. Nigga doin time. Fuckin he needs to get a job on release from the joint. We go down Florida, I don't know what to get this nigga occupied in mehn. Fr, this dude got stuff to hash out, srs. But I'll take him cause he a believer too.

    Fukn uh, sheeyit, kniggas, what else. I'm sitting here in my fuckin house with no clothes on. I'm probably going to move south so that when I sit in my house, I can wear clothes... Fuckin' what else... I gave fona a picture of my cousin, so maybe that'll work out. I would... If I were him. Uh shit, what else... Um Quick mix, I'm still saving your love, Oct a goon, gryllz a goon.

    Uh sheeyit.. I remember zoklet when I would write about crime then just stupid stuff.

    One time I put my hand in a blender and pressed the on button without looking. Thank god it didn't turn on, I would have lost my pinky. speaking of losing a pinky, Dusty lost his pinky- dude I was in the cut with last year... Yea lol, he got no pinky.

    2020 was the most miserable year of my life. It's 2022 and I'm still thinking about how miserable I was in 2020.

    I took down those ignorant comic skits I made of Candy. Just fyi, Candy, if we ever meet, you can't be scared. Like you just can't be scared when you meet up with people from the internet. It's like a bunch of cups on the floor, and you have to stomp on the cup, and you don't know if it has a nail sticking up under it

    November 2019

    Uhh niggas, so lyk uhh wtf we gon do we just gon keep jackin' off , o we just gonn stay on goon patrol, what? I'm tryin' to fuck.
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  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    I would kick it with you, bro. Do you know how to swim? You ever operated a boat?
  3. #3
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    https://voca.ro/12n9SE2P0bVd
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    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    https://voca.ro/1cstXv58mnO2
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    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Evolve
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