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  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I also wish u could massage me with ur strong mahogany hands

    This was your 3000th post. I hope you're proud of it.
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    This will look like All of America when the economy collapses soon

    It's sad we came to this. it's sad we have this now. but its small compared to what is coming

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  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready This will look like All of America when the economy collapses soon

    It's sad we came to this. it's sad we have this now. but its small compared to what is coming


    Idk why I was expecting homeless people to run out onto the road
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk why I was expecting homeless people to run out onto the road

    It's probably happened before but Darwin removed the Beta Mob
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Beating cotton pickers to death.
  6. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Beating cotton pickers to death.

    you aren't even american
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa you aren't even american

    You're not even human.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    There’s a Tamagotchi app
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  9. G African Astronaut
    Had a guy come over to inherited property #1 to give me a quote on cleaning,encapsulating a crawl space. Nice enough guy but holy fuck, buy a fucking belt, just this shit alone may make me choose someone else.

    That shit was even worse when he backed out lol.

    Plumma's crack be real son.

    Full Moon @ Noon :

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  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Why is the crawl space so big. I'd be worried about niggers under my floor boards at night.
  11. Originally posted by G Had a guy come over to inherited property #1 to give me a quote on cleaning,encapsulating a crawl space. Nice enough guy but holy fuck, buy a fucking belt, just this shit alone may make me choose someone else.

    That shit was even worse when he backed out lol.

    Plumma's crack be real son.

    Full Moon @ Noon :


    normally men just look another way when something like that happens.

    not right at it. not right at the center.

    and not taking pictures.
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  12. Not right at it.
    Not right at the butt crack.
    Not right at the bumhole.
  13. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny normally men just look another way when something like that happens.

    not right at it. not right at the center.

    and not taking pictures.

    Gotta document the decline of american masculinity for historical purposes. But no dip shit he dropped his light & I was going to shine my phone flash over him but decided to fall back when I seen raw lard ass in my vision.
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny normally men just look another way when something like that happens.

    not right at it. not right at the center.

    and not taking pictures.

    G is allegedly a Freemason so at least he’s bi at most he’s a closeted homo with an ugly wife he doesn’t love who does his bidding, rears his children, and most importantly doesn’t ask questions and doesn’t care what he does in his free time.

    But he’s prolly not even high enough to know all his Freemason buddies are actually doing “secret hand shakes” on each other’s dicks.

    In other news his food pics have gotten more palatable so I’ll give him that
  15. Originally posted by Incessant G is allegedly a Freemason so at least he’s bi at most he’s a closeted homo with an ugly wife he doesn’t love who does his bidding, rears his children, and most importantly doesn’t ask questions and doesn’t car what he does in his free time.

    But he’s prolly not even high enough to know all his Freemason buddies are actually doing “secret hand shakes” on each other’s dicks.

    In other news his food pics have gotten more palatable so I’ll give him that

    They unzip and casually cross dicks when they meet.
  16. G African Astronaut
    I gave numb nuts the 6K contract but not before I broke his balls lol. The mexicans didn't show up with their culos' exposed but they did however smell like one lol.





    It's on honorable,upstanding men like myself to keep you savages on your toes.
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  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They unzip and casually cross dicks when they meet.

    Idk something like that. They literally wear those stupid little aprons to protect the sacred penises and their life giving abilities. Anyone who still denies most masons are homos are either idiots or have never heard of the masons.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by G I gave numb nuts the 6K contract but not before I broke his balls lol. The mexicans didn't show up with their culos' exposed but they did however smell like one lol.





    It's on honorable,upstanding men like myself to keep you savages on your toes.

    I really enjoyed this whirlwind of a tale.
  19. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka There’s a Tamagotchi app

    I didn't know that
  20. Originally posted by Incessant This was your 3000th post. I hope you're proud of it.

    Yeah kinda fitting
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