Uncle Ted has terminal cancer

1. 2022-02-07 at 10:05 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   79 so he had a fairly good run. He's been in a supermax in colorado since 1998.
2. 2022-02-07 at 10:54 AM UTC

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   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   79 so he had a fairly good run. He's been in a supermax in colorado since 1998.

   
   Holy shit do you correspond with the Unabomber? That's interesting.
3. 2022-02-07 at 10:56 AM UTC

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   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Lol, sounds like you're trying to carry on his work. Your ass is definitely on a watch list.
4. 2022-02-07 at 11:18 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Holy shit do you correspond with the Unabomber? That's interesting.

   
   No, but lots of people do. They have him in solitary, but he's still allowed to receive and send letters.
5. 2022-02-07 at 11:49 AM UTC

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   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump No, but lots of people do. They have him in solitary, but he's still allowed to receive and send letters.

   
   I would have thought ADX is solitary enough.
6. 2022-02-07 at 5:17 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   damn that sucks he seems like a chill guy
7. 2022-02-07 at 5:22 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I heard he has an explosive temper.
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8. 2022-02-07 at 5:28 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 I heard he has an explosive temper.

   
   
   
   Another joke that bombed
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9. 2022-02-07 at 5:31 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   99% of cancer diagnosis are completely fake and are declared strictly for profit. Always get a second and third and fourth opinion.
10. 2022-02-07 at 5:34 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
    
    Another joke that bombed

    
    
    
    Another joke that exploded in your face.
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11. 2022-02-07 at 5:38 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 99% of cancer diagnosis are completely fake and are declared strictly for profit. Always get a second and third and fourth opinion.

    
    If 99% are fake what's the point in a 2nd, 3rd or 4th opinion when they'd also have a 99% chance of being fake...dumb.
12. 2022-02-07 at 5:46 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    From my experience most people get diagnosed with cancer when they can't even stand.
    
    And a lot of people get told by Doctors they don't have anything wrong with them when actually they are riddled with cancer.
    
    
13. 2022-02-07 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
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14. 2022-02-07 at 6:41 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If 99% are fake what's the point in a 2nd, 3rd or 4th opinion when they'd also have a 99% chance of being fake…dumb.

    
    Get a 100 opinions?
15. 2022-02-07 at 6:44 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Get a 100 opinions?

    
    That's not how it works...
    
    Each one still individually has a 99% chance of being fake.
16. 2022-02-07 at 6:50 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's not how it works…
    
    Each one still individually has a 99% chance of being fake.

    
    The 100th doctor is the honest one.
17. 2022-02-07 at 7:09 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The 100th doctor is the honest one.

    
    Why not just go to him first...
18. 2022-02-07 at 7:16 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why not just go to him first…

    
    Because you don't know which one of the hundred is the real one. It's like finding a needle in a haystack. Doable, but you have to go the whole hundred yards.
19. 2022-02-07 at 7:20 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Your last doctor is Dr. Anthony Fauci.
20. 2022-02-07 at 7:22 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Your last doctor is Dr. Anthony Fauci.

    
    No, 99 of the doctors are Dr. Anthony Fauci.