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When you die and go to heaven the only thing on TV is christian programming

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    God hates anime, podcasts and sci-fi

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Sorry, but you're in hell.
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    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    I'm ok with this as long as I can drink during the week and cool down on Sunday (in heaven)
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    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Don't you just love the Irony of a church roof collapsing on a congregation.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Don't you just love the Irony of a church roof collapsing on a congregation.

    I prefer the endless amounts of strangers offering internet prayers AFTER a family or individual or group is involved in a horrific incident.

    Nigga if your prayers couldn't prevent this stuff from happening who the fuck thinks they're make a difference now, in what .. providing comfort?

    It's like praying that someone has a safe drive, and then they get in a wreck and are paralyzed for the rest of their life and badly disfigured, and you show up to the hospital and say you're so sorry about what happened and that you'll pray for them so more. Who gives a fuck? Lol
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ I prefer the endless amounts of strangers offering internet prayers AFTER a family or individual or group is involved in a horrific incident.

    Nigga if your prayers couldn't prevent this stuff from happening who the fuck thinks they're make a difference now, in what .. providing comfort?

    It's like praying that someone has a safe drive, and then they get in a wreck and are paralyzed for the rest of their life and badly disfigured, and you show up to the hospital and say you're so sorry about what happened and that you'll pray for them so more. Who gives a fuck? Lol


    These people use Jesus to rip off elderly.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready These people use Jesus to rip off elderly.

    Half these people ARE the elderly.
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    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    I saw king Saul when I looked in the mirror one time.
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    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa I saw king Saul when I looked in the mirror one time.

    I-am-Saul
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    I believe in that one afterlife where there's like 9 deadworlds or 57 deadworlds or some shit and you have to ascend through them or reincarnate.
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    smokemon Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood God hates anime, podcasts and sci-fi

    Also dreamcatchers.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    what is an innernet?
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    ^ going to heck
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I think we're already in Heck.

    Shit is really getting weird these days. but it's subtle. its just enough Heckery to make you question it but not to obvious that you know damn well you're in it./ but Heckery prolly has different levels. like the first level (which we might be in) is Purgatory or something like it. I think we're in Purgatory one or two. I don't want to slide any deeper than this.

    But Earth is gone. maybe that 12-21-12 thing or Dec 12th 2012 the great change occurred as the Mayan Calendar suggested would happen.

    -just saying
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I think we're already in Heck.

    Shit is really getting weird these days. but it's subtle. its just enough Heckery to make you question it but not to obvious that you know damn well you're in it./ but Heckery prolly has different levels. like the first level (which we might be in) is Purgatory or something like it. I think we're in Purgatory one or two. I don't want to slide any deeper than this.

    But Earth is gone. maybe that 12-21-12 thing or Dec 12th 2012 the great change occurred as the Mayan Calendar suggested would happen.

    -just saying

    Kill yourself
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    Lol why is my OP video private . Did they block us ? XD
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