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Lean manufacturing is the dumbest thing ever

  1. #1
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hurrr durr don't pick up that broom it's a waste of your talent there is someone who ONLY does broom you see because as a team we are a team and can focus our abilities on whats important

    *cleaning guy takes a double break and does cocaine in his car and then leaves early leaving a massive fucking mess and people get yelled at when they try to clean it*

    this is why we have supply shortages. Not because of covid



  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    so basically you went to work and were doing an awful job and they're like "Fuck kid go sweep or something" but then the people who saw you doing a terrible job cleaning were like fuck stop doing that


    and now you're just frustrated blaming their lackluster performance during a pandemick not due to the Covid Virus, but due to them telling you you suck at cleaning up after yourself at home, much less professionally

    then u link a youtube video as the ultimate validation
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    NO, you clearly have never worked in a lean manufacturing setting. You can't handle working in a gas station.

    The way it's supposed to work is you have certain roles doing certain things. A person that brings supplies to people, people that clean up any mess, managers, trainers, etc

    If you are assembling something on a line you can't just get off the line to go sweep a mess because that is not your job. You can't bring yourself supplies because someone else is supposed to do that. When the supplies and cleaning guys are getting high in the bathroom together and the manager is flirting with trainers is when everything falls apart.

    FUCK JIT
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    sounds like your the only one there not having fun

    do you get angry when your factory doesn't hit production goals?
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just don't like standing around. Literally did one hour of work yesterday, one guy had a nap in the break room. I just get so fucking bored standing there
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    how much do you get paid?
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    $19/ho
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    is it hard to do your job? You make it sound just terrible but Mcdonalds will hire you for 18 americany dollars which is like 19 for u
  9. #9
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    More like gay manufacturing
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just don't like standing around. Literally did one hour of work yesterday, one guy had a nap in the break room. I just get so fucking bored standing there

    nigga this don'te ven sound right, you get 190 dollars to stand there for 10 hours and you have the audacity to complain and bitch about not having enough to do?
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]


    Originally posted by Bradley nigga this don'te ven sound right, you get 190 dollars to stand there for 10 hours and you have the audacity to complain and bitch about not having enough to do?

    Yes and then I complain when there is something to do
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  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't like the trend toward hyperspecialisation
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Here's wasteful, how about letting the fucking warehouse monkey pick up a broom because literally every day my pallet jack gets stuck on some wood chips on the ground locking the wheels in the middle of pushing a skid full of bricks. I see these young dudes that don't know any better when that happens they PUSH AS HARD AS THEY CAN AND PULL like it's normal for that to happen

    ITS NOT FUCKING NORMAL THERE IS DEBRIS ALL OVER THE GROUND and then the cleaning guy walks by and empties out the garbage. Apparently they make $2 less than the warehouse monkeys and they sure act like it because those fuckers just empty bins like robots and leave shit all over the floor. Maybe once a day one paki will come push a broom around for a few seconds and move on to the next area

    the result is SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR CONSTANTLY and nobody is allowed to ever do anything about it. I had a chunk of ice fall off a pallet on the floor and melt. The manager was on his radio for 30 minutes until someone with a janny cart came by and put an orange cone over it.

    I don't fucking get it

  14. #14
    Get a roomba
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  15. #15
    Thought this would be about homemade codeine cough syrup
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  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get a roomba

    That's actually a good idea. You could probably fire a bunch of cleaners and replace them with industrial roombas that had big suckers to pick up shrink wrap bits and pallet wood chips

    We need a marty for these useless paki cleaners

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    Cheaper than a human and wont snort coke at breaktime.
  18. #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm gonna invent a gold plated one with spinners that has sensors like a dog nose to locate and consume all cocaine within miles radius and plays music SLOW LOUD AND BANGING
  19. #19
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Sigma balls nigga
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