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So I’m going on a coffee date with a Eurasian this afternoon

  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    “Normal” Grylls 🤨

    Being honest I’ve thought about ending it on a couple of occasions over petty things actually she’s right I do make too much drama -

    I know by now I can do better but beauty is only skin deep and even though she’s a bit dumb at times (actually a lot) and probably the main thing I keep forgetting is she’s a foreigner so I try to imagine myself in her shoes after so much she’s achieved after being here in such a short time 🤷🏽‍♂️
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Grylls 1 Chronicles‬ ‭10:5‬

    Stop bearing false witness with your slandering of the good book.

    this preachy shit is getting old.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yall both seem a Lil immature but beautiful souls I'm now heavily emotionally invested in. This is like 90 day fiancé
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I was just about to write an essay about what I’ve planned for Valentine’s Day and thought twice

    All I should say is it worked out a lot cheaper this way so you can say ¡Buen viaje! instead
  5. Originally posted by Grylls I was just about to write an essay about what I’ve planned for Valentine’s Day and thought twice

    All I should say is it worked out a lot cheaper this way so you can say ¡Buen viaje! instead

    Valentines day is supposed to be for single people dummy...the day you tell the person you have the hots for that you are interested in them.

    Congrats on buying into the commercialism...I bet you get your mom a valentines day card too right?

    Hallmark thanks you for your business.
  6. posting in a wholesome thread
  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Valentines day is supposed to be for single people dummy…the day you tell the person you have the hots for that you are interested in them.

    Congrats on buying into the commercialism…I bet you get your mom a valentines day card too right?

    Hallmark thanks you for your business.

    did you realize this when they give you special discounts at the asian spa you frequent.
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you realize this when they give you special discounts at the asian spa you frequent.

    They don't give any discounts...they are Asian.

    "Discount? dat fing so small you already got discount"
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Valentines day is supposed to be for single people dummy…the day you tell the person you have the hots for that you are interested in them.

    Congrats on buying into the commercialism…I bet you get your mom a valentines day card too right?

    Hallmark thanks you for your business.

    Nice quick reply there and obviously something a single person would say 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Maybe your wives (how many again?) divorced you because you treated them like shit and never did anything special for them, ever

    And just so you know, I was going to bring up the “commercialism” of it in what I was about to type out (check my post again for a clue sherlock)
  10. Originally posted by Grylls Nice quick reply there and obviously something a single person would say 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Maybe your wives (how many again?) divorced you because you treated them like shit and never did anything special for them, ever

    And just so you know, I was going to bring up the “commercialism” of it in what I was about to type out (check my post again for a clue sherlock)

    You seem triggered and offended by my observation.

    ..but yes there is no doubt I treated not only my wives like shit but nearly all the women I've dated in my life shoddily too....I always pick submissive types though so they love it!
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They don't give any discounts…they are Asian.

    "Discount? dat fing so small you already got discount"

    if the glove fits ....
  12. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if the glove fits ….

    You have to pay extra for no gloves.
  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You have to pay extra for no gloves.

    all are gloves
  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Well yesterday was a weird day, all that we had planned for was to do some shopping and the usual church visit then gym but it started off with my mum calling asking if I would like to go out for breakfast at a place that does Middle Eastern breakfasts (I guessed that was a hint to bring along my girlfriend so they could finally meet for the first time) but I didn’t want my dad to invite himself so I said only if it’s the 3 of us and that was agreed

    Then after picking up (nickname Rain) and driving past my mums house on the other side of the road I see my brothers car pulled up there already with both my nieces too (my heart sank - I wasn’t ready for her to meet my brother yet because being honest I see him as an older more successful version of me, super handsome too and we’d had fights in the past over girls how I’ve ended up with scars on my arm - long story)

    But of course that wasn’t the case because he was just there to drop them off and then left, felt like I’d dodged a bullet 😅

    So after most of the day being a success in my eyes and seeing some new faces at church (the pastor also talking about me again in his preachings, along the lines of temptation and then privately asking me to start reading John) and dropping one of the new persons at home

    Cutting it short now we were already in the area where my grandma lives so we called there briefly and ended up eating gelato at some place she kept bugging me about instead of going to the gym 😑

    Also there’s a girl at church who seems more attracted to me now from a few signs I’ve picked up on, like she’s seen the confidence in me grow since my first visit
  15. did you write that in the mental hospital
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    kr0z really was a genius of the subversive satire. There are many posters that could be dubbed cultural critics, decrying the deplorable political state of affairs. But, for those who read carefully, there's something else kr0z brings to the forum -- the penetrating intensity and accuracy of his observations; not to mention the quasi-psychedelic rhythmic nature of his postings.. the effect is mesmerizing. The critique of the global elites and its hypocritical incarnation is masterful.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Grylls I was just about to write an essay about what I’ve planned for Valentine’s Day and thought twice

    All I should say is it worked out a lot cheaper this way so you can say ¡Buen viaje! instead

    Valentines Cupid is a pagan doll. You're a heathen
  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Bill Krozby didn't die.

    just reassigned
  19. nah im pretty sure the nigga is fucking dead
  20. I wish he wasn't though
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