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  1. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, they usually throw up.

    ETA…sometimes cry.

    do you get off watching that? I can tell when you're being funny and when you're speaking from a position of experience.
  2. I was joking...I've never had my asshole licked due to my many sexual hangups and intimacy issues...
  3. Bradley Black Hole
    like i've had anal sex with women and afterwards it's clear i really did a number on their anus and their in pain and i genuinely feel bad

    so bad that i put lotion on it and do it again at the next available opportunity

    but when im in my like refractory state, i feel really bad for what i did unless i don't love them/they wanted it more than i did (like with homos) then I just kinda look down upon them cuz they have that look

    after you get fucked in the ass and enjoy it you kinda develop this weird ass slack jaw look some gays permanently have it

    YOu can fuck people retarded until they cant even think and then they look at me all judgey and shit.
  4. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was joking…I've never had my asshole licked due to my many sexual hangups and intimacy issues…

    bro don't you have an ex wife a bunch of kids and are on a first name basis with the happy ending parlors in your local town?

    That's not bad for 52 years old, bud. Don't sell your little dick short.
  5. Bradley Black Hole
    i never got my ass ate either or ate ass because i have respect for myself, it's not that i wouldn't do it but when it comes to sex I'm kinda like uh

    if you get molested as a little powerless boy, then become a grown man, at some point i just decideed i'm only gonna have the sex i like and if i don't like what someone's doing, it doesn't happen and if they don't want to do what i want to, i'm not really interested anymore lol

    HOnestly, I am really proud of myself for making this my reality, it wasn't like a decision, i just knew i was never gonna get a hickey, touched, buggered, bitten or feel pain, which is really ironic cuz im into most of that shit

    but absolutely not to me ever.
  6. Originally posted by Bradley bro don't you have an ex wife a bunch of kids and are on a first name basis with the happy ending parlors in your local town?

    That's not bad for 52 years old, bud. Don't sell your little dick short.

    2 1/2 ex wives no kids...and yes I do my bit to help the local Asian businesses.
  7. Bradley Black Hole
    like my first girlfriend i was with for 7 years had bite scars on her thinskin around her neck that was highlighted as it was white circles against like manila mexican teenager skin.

    if someone bites my lip while we're kissing i'd probably slap them or at least grab their chin

    idk if that'z weird or not but i think people like to be sexually dominated by a partner they love/trust

    i think being spit on would be insanely gross similarly, but i often spit in my lover's faces while i'm hitting it Monday night raw
  8. Originally posted by Bradley bro don't you have an ex wife a bunch of kids and are on a first name basis with the happy ending parlors in your local town?

    That's not bad for 52 years old, bud. Don't sell your little dick short.

    I was joking...again. My sexual hangups and intimacy issues are all related to my time as a choirboy back in Catholic school.
  9. Bradley Black Hole
    were u molested as well? Why haven't you chosen to share in the "Same Sex Molestation Victims Thread" I posted months ago?

    it'll really help you heal when you tell us about what happened or at least be interesting to read
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    youve never met one that actually enjoys it and doesnt throw up?
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    My type, your type, his type, her type. Forever classifying things, aren't us humans? We feel compelled to create order & meaning from the entropy that surrounds us.
  12. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I'm trying to get Katelyn Jenner to stick her pee pee in my butt and take a fat piss then I'm gonna tubgirl that shit into my mouth.


    Folx?
  13. Originally posted by RIPtotse I'm trying to get Katelyn Jenner to stick her pee pee in my butt and take a fat piss then I'm gonna tubgirl that shit into my mouth.


    Folx?

    That sounds like a good cure for constipation.
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  14. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i realize i paid twice yesterday, when i sat down and started talking to her i forgot i already paid by card and have it in my mogile bank online transaction i mean but i paid in cash at end and even left him a tip. four beers or twenty euro.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    do you normally not leave bartenders tips?
  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i left him teo euro but what happened was he ort or convinced me to get a fourth beer because he gave me free onion rings and was a cool dude it seemed and also i was like fuk it shes hot ill stay keep looking at her but once she actually started twlking to me or after i started dirnking the last beer it slipped out of my mind i paid him by card as itold me ill close as this will be my last. youve never blacked out like thwt or forgot something as you drank a whole especially fourth beer?
  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i think some women like ive seen some on porn who ar ementwlly sick in the head anejoy the taste of ass or just licking it and seeing how it tastes.
  18. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley what's wrong with someone being 61? YOu wouldn't have sex with her at any age because you're afraid of being vulnerable to women other than your older sisters and mother who abused you.

    lol ok you welfare recipient psychotic sex offender
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she is 61 now not when i met her and i only lewrned this searching her on white pages.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    u gon fuck dat slut, my nigga?
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