Peak Oil - it's actually happening this time

1. 2022-02-03 at 7:01 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you cant tell a human female is pregnant until like 3 months later,

   
   Also human female produces something like 10 babies in 70 years maximum. Not 100 million babies a day.
2. 2022-02-03 at 1:51 PM UTC

   #22
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you cant tell a human female is pregnant until like 3 months later,

   
   You can if you cut them open.
3. 2022-02-03 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Also human female produces something like 10 babies in 70 years maximum. Not 100 million babies a day.

   
   15-25, from 16 onwards to 40.
4. 2022-02-03 at 2 PM UTC

   #24
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can if you cut them open.

   
   nada sequitorada.
5. 2022-02-03 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nada sequitorada.

   
   Perfectly Shaquandaish
6. 2022-02-03 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #26
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 15-25, from 16 onwards to 40.

   
   And they look like mud flaps afterward.
7. 2022-02-03 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 15-25, from 16 onwards to 40.

   
   And they just squat in the rice paddy and push one out, without even taking a break from the harvesting.
8. 2022-02-03 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #28
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   How many times in a lifetime does a man take a shit? About 29,000 times!
9. 2022-02-03 at 5:38 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I wish there was a way to make cars than ran on switchgrass
10. 2022-02-03 at 5:52 PM UTC

    #30
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    It cars ran on water, water would be $7/gallon. If cars ran on air, air would be $7/cubic foot. If cars ran on nothing at all, nothing at all would be $7/per nothing.
11. 2022-02-03 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It cars ran on water, water would be $7/gallon. If cars ran on air, air would be $7/cubic foot. If cars ran on nothing at all, nothing at all would be $7/per nothing.

    
    You don't own a car or drive. Is it a matter of cost?
12. 2022-02-03 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #32
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo You don't own a car or drive. Is it a matter of cost?

    
    Nope. It's a matter of I don't want the stink on me of being part of a corrupt system of things. It's the principle.
13. 2022-02-03 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nope. It's a matter of I don't want the stink on me of being part of a corrupt system of things. It's the principle.

    
    🤣 What a complete crock of shit. Is it even possible for you to be honest about things?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2022-02-03 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It cars ran on water, water would be $7/gallon. If cars ran on air, air would be $7/cubic foot. If cars ran on nothing at all, nothing at all would be $7/per nothing.

    
    Imagine if cars ran on bullshit.
15. 2022-02-03 at 8:34 PM UTC

    #35
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Imagine if cars ran on bullshit.

    
    Bullshit would be $7/pound.
16. 2022-02-03 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bullshit would be $7/pound.

    
    Then maybe you could afford to drive
17. 2022-02-03 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #37
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo Then maybe you could afford to drive

    
    But I wouldn't be able to get bullshit for myself, because OPEC would have it.
18. 2022-02-03 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But I wouldn't be able to get bullshit for myself, because OPEC would have it.

    
    OBEC*
19. 2022-02-04 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Gas in my area is controlled by the communist party so I was privy to a 6-10 cent increase per litre tomorrow and more on diesel so I filled up a tank of gas, a Gerold can and a tank of diesel and then bought some items in the store and when I went to pay she split up the transactions of gas and diesel and this insane alarm started ringing like I was robbing the place and I asked her what it was and she said its after so long it sets off an alarm like the diesel wasn't paid for because I paid for the other fuel separately. The gas station literally started making insane noises because it thought it was getting ripped off less than $100.
    
    I had just smoked a bunch of weed and hash so it seemed kinda surreal. The gas provider in question has purchased some land to build a factory that is going to poison and render useless a river I used to play in as a kid and for a ton of other reasons my mom will do her best not to support them. Really the only was to beat them is with energy efficient substitutes which is obviously going to result in economic wars between energy titans and greenfags. Right now we are being squeezed to fund the murder of Yemeni children and other horrible things. The lifeblood of the economy moar liek deathbloodamirite
20. 2022-02-04 at 10:42 PM UTC

    #40
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nope. It's a matter of I don't want the stink on me of being part of a corrupt system of things. It's the principle.

    
    the internet was invented by a truly corrupted, evil, baby-killin' DARPA,
    
    do you still wish to be a part of it .
    
    ?.