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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo You are literally an incel, why do you feel qualified giving advice? You clearly desire sex like everyone else but fail completely so why do you think you can add any value to the subject?

    anyone who's less socially retarded than wario (see: everyone) can offer advice that's technically viable
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also if he chooses not to chase sloots he's not INvoluntarily CELibate by definition
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra anyone who's less socially retarded than wario (see: everyone) can offer advice that's technically viable

    Cigreting is not though, and wariat is more emotionally honest, mature and self aware than him too which is pretty sad
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was just listening to a song in the radio I think is called "everybody wants to be like you" which is clearly about getting head from a 16 year old he just met. Why aren't all these creepy ass pop songs canceled?
  5. Jeez 6 pages....I'm not reading all that shit.

    Did you get a date with her you Warirat?
  6. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what i really wanna do guys to one of these older women is if they let themeelves get themselves to put their tounge touching my ass have their heads like push their faces i to it so their entire mouth is making out with my ass.
  7. Originally posted by Wariat what i really wanna do guys to one of these older women is if they let themeelves get themselves to put their tounge touching my ass have their heads like push their faces i to it so their entire mouth is making out with my ass.

    So no change then.
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  8. Originally posted by Wariat what i really wanna do guys to one of these older women is if they let themeelves get themselves to put their tounge touching my ass have their heads like push their faces i to it so their entire mouth is making out with my ass.

    dam dog thatd be wild its be like theyre dping ur asshole with urasshole like theyre french. kissing?.?
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  9. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked dam dog thatd be wild its be like theyre dping ur asshole with urasshole like theyre french. kissing?.?

    French kissing after sucking on one of those Werther's originals for 5 mins..so you get that brown oily runny mucus down yer chin.

    Werther's and that feeling that you never will forget
    When someone who loves you very much tongues your ass and gets you wet.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    i always wonder what made wariat like getting his booty ate

    was it luciano

    too much pornography

    a finger that poked through the paper

    whatever it was I really hope I don't contract it.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    wariat do you like when women finger you?
  12. just imagine hoboyyyyyy
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley i always wonder what made wariat like getting his booty ate

    was it luciano

    too much pornography

    a finger that poked through the paper

    whatever it was I really hope I don't contract it.

    combination of spending too much time in prison and spending too much time watching porno


    you can see it in most of his posts, he cannot tell the difference between porn and reality anymore
  14. Who doesn't like getting their booty ate??
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who doesn't like getting their booty ate??

    i don't do you?
  16. Originally posted by Bradley i don't do you?


    Maybe... you offering princess?
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who doesn't like getting their booty ate??

    After a girl eats your bootyhole does she smack you on the ass and tell you to make her a sammich?
  18. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat I recently started actually talking to her on facebook not the mexican high class chick i met through her but her (she may also be a latina) and she lives in morocco now and invited me to come see her but she is 61 now. Another older pic from when around the time i knew her:

    61 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
  19. Originally posted by Sudo After a girl eats your bootyhole does she smack you on the ass and tell you to make her a sammich?

    No, they usually throw up.

    ETA...sometimes cry.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by cigreting 61 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    what's wrong with someone being 61? YOu wouldn't have sex with her at any age because you're afraid of being vulnerable to women other than your older sisters and mother who abused you.
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