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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    I SUMMON THEE
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    hes doin burnie sanders in his wheel chair and will apply for assistance for purchasing new treads after theyre to da cords
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    Nile bump
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    I herd tacho was a Hebrew.
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    Originally posted by Nile I herd tacho was a Hebrew.

    He is. His mom is jedi, his dad was black. He hated his dad, who was abusive, and was raised by his mom's family.

    He had the typical jedi approach to argumentation - he treated discussion as a game, something to be won. No regard for reality, truth, any of that shit. Objective truth was irrelevant, what mattered was winning the argument. That was something that confused and infuriated me when I first encountered it, I'd never really debated with jedis before. I understand it now of course. Normal blacks don't do that, only jedis. Tacho is far more jedi than black.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer..
    wtf! how did u do dat
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    Originally posted by A College Professor wtf! how did u do dat

    take off your clothes and let him show you.
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    Taco prolly smarted off to the wrong guy and got his motherboard fried
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    A derp-eyed janitor.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I like Tacho more than most people do (especially those he sold vacuum cleaners to or whose floors he mopped like a PROLE) but have to submit he has some issues
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I remember his first name and I don't think there has ever been another black person with that name
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    Originally posted by Sudo I remember his first name and I don't think there has ever been another black person with that name

    Wasn't it Henry?
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wasn't it Henry?

    No, Hank Aaron was a famous great baseball player too.

    I guess there are definitely black people who have the same first name they just use a shortened version
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    Originally posted by Sudo No, Hank Aaron was a famous great baseball player too.

    I guess there are definitely black people who have the same first name they just use a shortened version

    Could have been Valentino then.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    spectral is most certainly thinking of Henry Box Brown, world renowned African American magician

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ spectral is most certainly thinking of Henry Box Brown, world renowned African American magician


    No way I just saw a Tiktok about him. He's the namesake of "boxy brown" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force as well as the magical Kung fu epic "big box in brown town"
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He was best known for his "disappearing female assistant" trick, in which his objectively attractive adolescent female assistant would disappear on stage right before the audience's eyes, NEVER be seen again. Its said he performed this trick over 9,000 times with 9,000 different assistants. He stayed in character 24 hours a day and it's still questioned and theorized amongst modern magicians how he pulled it off or if he truly was, well... magic.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ He was best known for his "disappearing female assistant" trick, in which his objectively attractive adolescent female assistant would disappear on stage right before the audience's eyes, NEVER be seen again. Its said he performed this trick over 9,000 times with 9,000 different assistants. He stayed in character 24 hours a day and it's still questioned and theorized amongst modern magicians how he pulled it off or if he truly was, well… magic.

    He is also the namesake of brown boxes 📦 before he came along people just called them "poop colored square holdy things" until box brown came to town and flipped their paradigm upside down. He used to fold up the seemingly empty poop colored square holdy things then when they were assembled they would be filled with an audience members wildest desires which was usually roses or a dove. Things were simpler back then and they wanted a simple name for the holdy things that Mr box Brown had mastered. Putting stuff into things magically has never been the same since
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