2022-02-02 at 9:44 PM UTC
You're going to play the online thing again aren't you...you get invited over to her table and you didn't secure an actual date with her...you just got her facebook account.
...think about it
She left saying to her friend "I ask that dumb cunt over and he still didn't get the hint to ask me out"
2022-02-02 at 9:50 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
i weote her on fscebook messenger already youre amazing.
2022-02-02 at 9:51 PM UTC
Jesus Christ...just ask her out to dinner or some shit dummy. You don't need to correspond for 2 months about favorite colors online before you meet up again..she was sat in fucking front of you and asked you to join her...how much more of a fucking thump on the head do you need...
2022-02-02 at 9:52 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
it took me forever just getting her facbeook kr fontact because i expected her to reject giging it to me so much.
2022-02-02 at 9:52 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
just cut to the chase and ask if you can see her tits in-person
2022-02-02 at 9:53 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Hahahahaahahaha
God damn imagine being this autistic and fucking awkward in public. I mean I'm sure there is someone out there like you or whatever but chances are high that they are fucking retarded and have multiple genetic issues if they didn't fucking get creeped out as fuck when you started fucking taking pictures of them.
Wow, is this how serial killers start?
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2022-02-02 at 9:54 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
i was a combination of durnk (3 briish beers some blue label or forgot ehat like old speckled hen style of beer) and dirnking w fourth in addition to the bar tender not grabbing my tab fully trying to move my jacket ipad and hand bag to their twble then feeling weirded out as fuk im invited there to begin with...
2022-02-02 at 9:55 PM UTC
Yeah shes not gonna fuck you
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2022-02-02 at 10:01 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by Wariat
She is waaaaay beyond your lague.
Did u not read the thread where sir Casper was courted by two fine young women while having to shoo away their crying wannabe lover?
Normal people could literally probably get their asshole licked within a few phone calls and a nice steak dinner, fuck I could get it done with probably 2 cheesey bean and rice burritos from taco bell and a half smoked cigarette.
It's people like you that take random pics of people and try to lure children that are literally incapable of getting what you want. Probably because everyone can fucking smell the chomo on you from a mile away.
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2022-02-02 at 10:01 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
none of them looked good bro and didnt they have herpes?
2022-02-02 at 10:01 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
They looked like run of the mill regular hipoies from czlifornia to me.
2022-02-02 at 10:02 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
she already added me and said thanks on messenger.