Fona 2-2-2022

1. 2022-02-02 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   Feeling pretty good.
   About to take a physical for a job that would start me out at over $61k a year.
   Wish me luck.
   Love you guys.
   
   -Fona
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2. 2022-02-02 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Wow. Fona movin' up in the world. Hard work and persistence usually pays dividends, eventually.
3. 2022-02-02 at 7:34 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   Is that 61k a year working 40 hour weeks or is it one of those scams saying theyll pay 61k a year but you have to work 70 hour weeks
4. 2022-02-02 at 7:38 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   Also good job on standing up for yourself. The most successful people say no to things they dont agree with and you are no exception. Im proud of you
   <3 uncle cigreting
5. 2022-02-02 at 7:41 PM UTC

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   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Nothing better than leaving a job you hate for a better one. Told you things would work out.
6. 2022-02-02 at 7:44 PM UTC

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   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
   61k is acceptable
7. 2022-02-02 at 8:42 PM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
8. 2022-02-02 at 8:44 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Salaried I assume if they are quoting an annual $ figure rather than an hourly rate...that probably means you'll be doing lots of hours...but not always, I'm salaried and I don't do "OT" but maybe twice a year and even then it's voluntary usually.
9. 2022-02-02 at 8:50 PM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   61K would have Fona to hoarder level of Good Will tech & curbside fare.
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10. 2022-02-02 at 8:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A lot of people live to their means...they make 61k they live a 61k lifestyle...he'd still be broke every week lol.
    
    I live below my means and save my money.
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11. 2022-02-02 at 9:33 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Good for you. Gotta take a stand, or the clowns will do a number on you.
12. 2022-02-02 at 10:26 PM UTC

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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ya dude they aren't gonna pay u and ur fucked basically.
    
    File unemployment on their bitch assess dude. Even if u don't get it fuck them.
    
    If u really wanna fuck em around post the company's name here and I'll have a hay day with the better business bearau
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13. 2022-02-02 at 11:42 PM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    Fona's Most Likely Future.
    
    

    Originally posted by G 61K would have Fona to hoarder level of Good Will tech & curbside fare.

    
    So much so, he'd overrun his current female's residence where she threatens to kick him out, so he rents a(unnecessary expense) storage unit to pacify her. The rent for the storage unit proves too much of a household stress as his new job's cut his hours & pay. So she kicks him out & he posts numerous threads on NIS for DIY storage unit conversion to living quarters.
14. 2022-02-02 at 11:51 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    G feels that Fonaplats does not provide enough value to the company for that kind of money.
15. 2022-02-02 at 11:58 PM UTC

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    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung G feels that Fonaplats does not provide enough value to the company for that kind of money.

    
    G knows Fona's judgment,impulse control,situational awareness & general common sense is severely compromised. With that knowledge I simply formed a hypothesis based on current & past data.
16. 2022-02-03 at 12:05 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by G G knows Fona's judgment,impulse control,situational awareness & general common sense is severely compromised. With that knowledge I simply formed a hypothesis based on current & past data.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by G G knows Fona's judgment,impulse control,situational awareness & general common sense is severely compromised. With that knowledge I simply formed a hypothesis based on current & past data.

    
    ok carl
    
    
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17. 2022-02-03 at 12:07 AM UTC

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    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley ok carl
    
    

    
    Says the balding homo, you look like that cartoon more so than I lol.
    
    
18. 2022-02-03 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    bro we both do. Carl could easily be your twinbrother.
    
    I don't save photos of you or i would pull one up.
19. 2022-02-03 at 12:13 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by G Says the balding homo, you look like that cartoon more so than I lol.
    
    

    
    the tp roll is all fucked up.
20. 2022-02-03 at 12:29 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by G G knows Fona's judgment,impulse control,situational awareness & general common sense is severely compromised. With that knowledge I simply formed a hypothesis based on current & past data.

    
    But was the data fonafied for accuracy?
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