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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Solstice The asphyxiation aspect heightens arousal for some, like dudes who jerk off with a belt around their neck. Probably has to do with the rush of adrenaline and blood flow that kicks in during the autonomous survival response.

    ..which isn't pain.
  2. #22
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah i think we’re twinsies

    If I were to get a motel and some drugs I might not be opposed to spilling my guts until I'm extremely vulnerable and sweaty and falling asleep in your arms as my mascara runs down my face and onto the lace pillows NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT HOMO
  3. #23
    I will stroke your ginger hair and hum you heartbreaking lullabies as only a similarly wounded and painfully fellow heterosexual can do
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  4. #24
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..which isn't pain.

    She put commas in between so maybe they're seperate things, like he enjoys both.
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  5. #25
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I will stroke your ginger hair and hum you heartbreaking lullabies as only a similarly wounded and painfully fellow heterosexual can do

    Broke Smack Mountain
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  6. #26
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I will stroke your ginger hair and hum you heartbreaking lullabies as only a similarly wounded and painfully fellow heterosexual can do

    Healing through MOISTURE
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  7. #27
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Also HAPPY BLOODY SUNDAY KAFKA
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Sudo Also HAPPY BLOODY SUNDAY KAFKA

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  9. #29
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Too soon?
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  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    are you really on fetlife trying find men to have platonic relationships with?

    and I thought i was a dumbfuck when it came to meeting people online
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Bradley are you really on fetlife trying find men to have platonic relationships with?

    and I thought i was a dumbfuck when it came to meeting people online

    The "sugar daddy" name she gave him suggests it's not for a platonic relationship.

    If I was a young female piece of ass I'd be exploiting that fact with dumb older men too.
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  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    What makes them dumb? THey have money, experience, and typically resources they can share with someone younger (kafka) on the condition he gets to choke the shit out of her with a bag over her head while fucking her in the ass.


    Seems... fair, kinda.
  13. #33
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I didn't open the attachment in OP so just thought people were assuming the sugar daddy and fetlife thing but no, true story
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Bradley What makes them dumb?

    Many of the dumb sugar daddies send money before they get any action and then the sugar baby takes off with the cash before giving the vajeen...that's what makes them dumb.

    ..cough...so I heard...
  15. #35
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Chump!
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If I was a young female piece of ass I'd be exploiting that fact with dumb older men too.

    Every day I think about the fact that if I had a vagina and were attractive I could literally sell my farts in jars on the internet and never have to work or have actual human contact.
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  17. #37
    Originally posted by Solstice Every day I think about the fact that if I had a vagina and were attractive I could literally sell my farts in jars on the internet and never have to work or have actual human contact.

    Me too nigga, me too.
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  18. #38
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Isn't that your present job?
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  19. #39
    Originally posted by stl1 Isn't that your present job?

    You find me attractive and want to buy my farts? $50 per jar or $90 for two.
  20. #40
    There's nothing stoping you guys from becoming beautiful women and also remember - beauty comes from within, and what not
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