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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Thats punky brewster? I thought that was pippy longstockings.




    Originally posted by CandyRein And I oop…wrong character 😋💗


    Stop acting like you didn't see this lmao good grief
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Toking listening to throwbacks...💗



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  3. Originally posted by mmQ It's Puppy Brewstonking

    I actually ended up smoking, after watching Popeye the Sailor Man load that corncob pipe up with spinach. He could suck the spinach up from a distance and everything.
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Dude from what I hear about all ur house problems it seems like u should move/demolish your house and rebuild from scratch

    um, its paid for, its warm as fuk
    it only costs 2900 a year for electricity, firewood and property taxes.
    no chance a woman is gonna try to squeeze into my situation claiming some lame attempt at love to destroy my world for fun.

    I have ZERO debt and none of these pussy ass lefty bitches around me dare fuck with my red neck hillbilly ass.

    if it helps you cope I'll let you in on a secret,, its a CAMP.
    its not spossed to look or seem like a HOUSE.

    do you even own a dwelling to sleep in ?
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Only if we can go to the Cheesecake Factory 😜

    don't be such a slut
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What are you on about? Rats move in when it's -15?

    they have summer homes in the fields and swamp around the house, but when we get wicked cold weather they come in to get warm and leave when it gets back in the 20's usually
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Was you calling Paige a slut when you was tryna borrow her from her man?

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  8. Just got home from riding bikes in the park. The went to a brewery and had Mexican food.
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  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    must be nice being a girl,, had one stop by asking if I could help her out of the ditch cuz she slid off the road, within 15 min 3 guys pushed her out of the ditch.
  10. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
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  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Was you calling Paige a slut when you was tryna borrow her from her man?

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    do not bring Paige into this
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I really miss real mexican food
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Just got home from riding bikes in the park. The went to a brewery and had Mexican food.

    So wholesome!

    Did you get that bird feeder yet?
  15. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Oh, Candy... Now I remember why I was such a dick... I used to get acid reflux really bad and I had to feed my ego... So yea. I'm medicating now, so it's cool... We can eat dinner, run a 5k, and get married... Whatever you want to do honey.
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  16. Originally posted by mmQ So wholesome!

    Did you get that bird feeder yet?

    No but we did see a bald Eagle in its natural habitat today.
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Oh, Candy… Now I remember why I was such a dick… I used to get acid reflux really bad and I had to feed my ego… So yea. I'm medicating now, so it's cool… We can eat dinner, run a 5k, and get married… Whatever you want to do honey.
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    You are too much 💗😭
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    Butt Butt and I are about to make chicken teriyaki, white rice and broccoli 💗
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala No but we did see a bald Eagle in its natural habitat today.

    Was it majestic as FUCK?
    What did you name it?
    Did you take a picture of it?
    Was it flying or standing?
    What color was it?
    How large was its wingspan?
    How old was it?
    Did it acknowledge you?
    Did you make SCREAAWW eagle sounds to try and attract its attention?
    What sex was it?
    Do you think it ate recently or was it searching for food?
    Do you see a lot of bald eagles around there or was that your first time?
    Have you ever wore one of those big funny leather bird catching gloves?
  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Taking a massive shit.
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