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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just got home from buying chicken

    down the street there was a guy getting pulled over by the cops, I saw him start to get out of the car and try to run but was so hammered he faceplanted after like 3 steps

    then I noticed both the back of his car and the front of the cop car were smashed up; he was so drunk he slammed on the brakes when he saw the lights and fucked up their car
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  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra just got home from buying chicken

    down the street there was a guy getting pulled over by the cops, I saw him start to get out of the car and try to run but was so hammered he faceplanted after like 3 steps

    then I noticed both the back of his car and the front of the cop car were smashed up; he was so drunk he slammed on the brakes when he saw the lights and fucked up their car

    Oh fuck
  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Im bored

    we should invent a liquid to get high on but check it out, it can also be something sticky like glue that will hide its real use of huffing to get high on

  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Its like less than a week from February but 👍

    Lunar New Year, my doge.
  5. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Waking up in the middle of the night every day and drinking whisky until sunrise, thinking about my mistakes.
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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Tyrant Waking up in the middle of the night every day and drinking whisky until sunrise, thinking about my mistakes.

    shut up, dork.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    nigger ^^^
  8. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung shut up, dork.

    Nah, make me.
  9. Tyrant African Astronaut
    I want to move to a big city again. Fuck this small town shit. I will get my shit in a box and move. I want to live in New York.
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  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Tyrant I want to move to a big city again. Fuck this small town shit. I will get my shit in a box and move. I want to live in New York.

    Those streets will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you?
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  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    About to ingest 4mg alprazolam 👍
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I may be canceling Ratfiles soon if the rat tails continue to be bare of action.
    had to flush the toilet several times last night to keep the waterline from freezing, it was froze at 2:30 am, hair dryer thawed it out in 5 min so it was caught in time.its gonna get up above 10 degrees today so I'm thinking a sled ride is in the works
  13. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I may be canceling Ratfiles soon if the rat tails continue to be bare of action.
    had to flush the toilet several times last night to keep the waterline from freezing, it was froze at 2:30 am, hair dryer thawed it out in 5 min so it was caught in time.its gonna get up above 10 degrees today so I'm thinking a sled ride is in the works

    Dude from what I hear about all ur house problems it seems like u should move/demolish your house and rebuild from scratch
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    In bed laughing @ PePes and gifs butt butt is sending me...about to get up and make some tea...💗
  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by CandyRein In bed laughing @ PePes and gifs butt butt is sending me…about to get up and make some tea…💗

    Once again no one cares. Post this on ur twitter/fb not niggas in space
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    You mad AF bish...don't quote me and cry about not caring ..retard you obviously do
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  17. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Correction your a nigger


    I don't care about niggers unless you are one of the few that happen to be my close friends
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    "I don't care"

    "I don't care"

    Get this faggg lmao
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole


    😭🤣
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  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lmao I'm actually cis.

    Lmao I'm a nigger bitch who thinks being a piceses is chinky and I put lol or lmao after everything I type and I post pics of random pipes and blunts I spend too much money on.

    I'm also a nigger


    Aren't I cute guys my name is candy rein, I think im better than everyone here but I still use this site as my personal fb.




    Lol ur really equally as cringy as wariat imho
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