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Which User Do You Think Has Collected The Most DH Women Nudes or Real Photos

  1. #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala No the girl was beautiful. I don’t know if she was a good or bad masturbator, but on the day she decided to record that video, the performance she gave was UNINSPIRED.

    I really feel like you're holding back some INFORMATION here with this lone UNFORTUNATE and UNINSPIRED video that absolutely changed EVERYTHING you thought about her.

    Was there like... An animal involved? Something happened and I'm gonna figure it out DOG GONE IT.
  2. #42
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    DOG GONE IT?

    Was there peanut butter involved?
  3. #43
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson wow…looks like someone missed out on the candle thing…

    I mean I guess I understand the vacuum and candle thing since you used a Sears catalog to jerk off with growing up but Pornhub will ruin you so if someone’s asshole isn’t prolapsing then it doesn’t work for me.
  4. #44
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I can't believe no one has pics of poca to post.

    I'll look for one of my old phones later when I get home and we'll play guess the DHer
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  5. #45
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You gonna skin that Squirrel for us?
  6. #46
    Originally posted by frala I mean I guess I understand the vacuum and candle thing since you used a Sears catalog to jerk off with growing up but Pornhub will ruin you so if someone’s asshole isn’t prolapsing then it doesn’t work for me.

    That's true, If I'd have had the internet growing up the UK would be under 2 feet of semen by now.
  7. #47
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by stl1 So, you think you can do better?

    Post it and prove it or stfu.

    Any inquiries regarding my sexual prowess can be directly messaged to my LTCP™. Thanks in advance for your interest, creep.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by frala I mean I guess I understand the vacuum and candle thing since you used a Sears catalog to jerk off with growing up but Pornhub will ruin you so if someone’s asshole isn’t prolapsing then it doesn’t work for me.

    I literally jacked off while reading this WTF you just described my hottesty and deepest fetish holy fuck fuck you ABOSLUTE WHORE
  9. #49
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    You know what’s UNFORTUNATE about Pocahontas?

    That her people were exploited by European explorers tantamount to genocide.

    That’s what’s UNFORTUNATE
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Archer513 What’s her name sticking the vacuum up her twat was pretty funny

    Candy sent some pretty intense xxx ones

    There were plenty of ladies whom were free with the nudes…a few of them made it this way…

    my biggest fetish is fucking a girl with a vaccum thhats on. God damn thats sounds hot af
  11. #51
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Lanny You know what’s UNFORTUNATE about Pocahontas?

    That her people were exploited by European explorers tantamount to genocide.

    That’s what’s UNFORTUNATE

    Lol leave it to you
  12. #52
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by frala Any inquiries regarding my sexual prowess can be directly messaged to my LTCP™. Thanks in advance for your interest, creep.



    Long Term Care Professional?

    The person who wipes your ass for you, bitch?
  13. #53
    ellaria sand send me a video of her shoving all kinds of things up her ass and I havent heard from her since, I think she might have punctured her insides with something sharp :o
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  14. #54
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ole Miss Ellaria '99% of my posts are gifs because I'm a R.E.T.A.R.D.' Sand.

    Nah she was a good lady I'm sure last I heard she had moved to Egypt to become a desert wandering nomad
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  15. #55
    She tried to shove the entire pyramid of Giza up her ass by looping up the tip and working her way down slowly but I think she burst halfway through and is. Now on display in an Egyptian museum next to the mummies and shrunken heads.


    Folx when DH said they were sending they really did not send their best
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  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nothing like a good old fashioned self-imposed Judas Cradle to get the loins a'stirring. I don't blame her. I'm ROCK HARD just thinking about it.

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  17. #57
    Holy fuck that's real

    I wanna do that to someone
  18. #58
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by stl1 Long Term Care Professional?

    The person who wipes your ass for you, bitch?

    Wowweeee someone took some extra Geritol this morning.
  19. #59
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I had a shit ton of pics on that one photo app we all used to use,until they started charging and locked me out.

    I haven’t logged into that thing since
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Archer513 I had a shit ton of pics on that one photo app we all used to use,until they started charging and locked me out.

    I haven’t logged into that thing since

    Photos of STL and wellhung don't count my friend.
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