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I NEED CAKE REAL BAD

  1. 2022-01-28 at 3:07 AM UTC
    #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I need a cake to eat super duper bad guys.
    I don't even care what kind of cake at this point.
    There is a big gaping wound in my ego and if I don't fill it with something Imma bleed out.
  2. 2022-01-28 at 3:32 AM UTC
    #2
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Awe shit son.
  3. 2022-01-28 at 3:35 AM UTC
    #3
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    go to wal-mart or albertsons and get an ice cream cake.
  4. 2022-01-28 at 3:37 AM UTC
    #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  5. 2022-01-28 at 3:39 AM UTC
    #5
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I'm going to try and bake a cake in an air frier sometime.
    So far I've done chicken wings french fries and potato chunks.
    I did do a burger but it came out drier than I liked.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. 2022-01-28 at 3:40 AM UTC
    #6
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    I've got cake from the food pantry a couple times.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2022-01-28 at 3:42 AM UTC
    #7
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I forgot I needed cake and forgot to go to the store. Also I'm unemployed and can't afford to have a cake much less eat it.
    I'm going to go dumpster diving and maybe find some yummies.
  8. 2022-01-28 at 3:48 AM UTC
    #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by STER0S go to wal-mart or albertsons and get an ice cream cake.

    youll ever had a dairy queen icecream cupcake?
  9. 2022-01-28 at 3:50 AM UTC
    #9
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by A College Professor youll ever had a dairy queen icecream cupcake?

    no but i just looked it up and god damn that looks super good
  10. 2022-01-28 at 3:58 AM UTC
    #10
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah theyre really good. i had a bad dream this morning where all these ladies kept dragging me into these dens to steal my blood and id get into a tussle with them and theyd start getting me with their needles and putting blood collectors on me
  11. 2022-01-28 at 4:08 AM UTC
    #11
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOL
  12. 2022-01-28 at 4:10 AM UTC
    #12
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor yeah theyre really good. i had a bad dream this morning where all these ladies kept dragging me into these dens to steal my blood and id get into a tussle with them and theyd start getting me with their needles and putting blood collectors on me

    Late last year I had a grounded hallucination of a person wrapped in a blanket smiling in the dark saying "I am going to drown myself." Lol
  13. 2022-01-28 at 4:11 AM UTC
    #13
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Late last year I had a grounded hallucination of a person wrapped in a blanket smiling in the dark saying "I am going to drown myself." Lol
    okay thats spooky right there
  14. 2022-01-28 at 4:20 AM UTC
    #14
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor okay thats spooky right there

    My first thought was It must be the bacteria in the drain trolling.
  15. 2022-01-28 at 4:22 AM UTC
    #15
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa My first thought was It must be the bacteria in the drain trolling.
    '

    yeah man, fundamentally speaking i think i see where youre coming from on that. which reminds me of the clickbait news stories about liserds coming up peoples toiulets it happeneds down florida way because everyone down there has a bunch of gators they get tired of and flush like other people keep goldfish
  16. 2022-01-28 at 4:32 AM UTC
    #16
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    I like to think the bacteria are pretty wild. I pretend they live on total drama island and execute wicked social experiments with them. Crazy what porn and an olfactory bulb can do for you. Lol, net 2
  17. 2022-01-28 at 7:44 AM UTC
    #17
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    April has loads of Cake bro
  18. 2022-01-28 at 8:22 AM UTC
    #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    in my hood they call cocaine _+ mdma cake


    bbuttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    liquidity son

  19. 2022-01-28 at 5:19 PM UTC
    #19
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa I like to think the bacteria are pretty wild. I pretend they live on total drama island and execute wicked social experiments with them. Crazy what porn and an olfactory bulb can do for you. Lol, net 2

    Hook up with the beige warlock I think he has some Intel on netb
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