2022-01-27 at 6:30 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by Bradley
Dude if i know you're reaching into your pocket as i'm trying to violate your innocence and you come out with something i pretty much have accepted this might be *OOOP* it was pepperspray.
How badly do you think two people who have been sprayed before will react when you just gave them the scare of your life then hit em with the hot squirt
and aldra have some common sense the military is not going to run up and fucking dual Osama bin Laden while he's on patrol by knife point, he's gonna get hte drop on him and kill him silently like Socom taught OR probably value himself and use a silenced pistol at a distance
Two men fighting outside a bar are prone to use knives, drug dealers selling to customers carry knives, my mom walking out of her shift at the factory carries a knife
You fight with a knfie as a normal person who doesn't carry a firearm, and if you get the person harming you to spirll 1 drop of blood the police will csi tha tshit in miami in 1 week runs against hte database, like i told my mom carry this it's super sharp and has a button you push which is idk she quick with it and if anyone walks up to her it goes in her palm to just stick em and run :)))
My mom gave me a small fold out knife when i was in 1st grade in milwaukee, and said if i ever get kidnapped or think imma get killed just stab them as many times as I could and never get in the car or i would never see my mom again, and she said if i stab anyone or show anyone we have to get rid of the cat. which obv no 6 year old wnats to get rid of the cat and i never showed anyone but the teacher saw it once and i told her exactly what i told you and she said ok
Lol ur mom sounds G
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2022-01-27 at 6:37 PM UTC
My mom is a very violent, very mean person who created me and raised me alone, I think theres where the issues started.
2022-01-28 at 2:33 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
only if the gun isn't already drawn
2022-01-28 at 2:58 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by aldra
only if the gun isn't already drawn
incorrect
I have personally disarmed a Vietnam vet with a drawn handgun because he allowed me to close within 6 paces without pulling the trigger. It's one of the first things they taught in BCT in regard to standing a guard post. If a man is within six paces he can move to disarm you faster than your brain can tell your finger to pull the trigger. I guess he forgot his training that day. I don't care what you think or type I know this to be the truth.
P.S. He got shot with his own weapon.
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2022-01-28 at 3:40 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
What if you hit the time slow button?
2022-01-28 at 4:41 AM UTC
Have you considered yelling "Red Light!!!" and running away while they're frozen?
