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  1. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I'm trying to snail someone tonight big time.


    Snail them right in the fucking snail so hard bro.

    They'll be snailing snails by the time I'm done snailing them!
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think it's AKSHUALLY

    Snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I'm trying to snail someone tonight big time.


    Snail them right in the fucking snail so hard bro.

    They'll be snailing snails by the time I'm done snailing them!

    Show me your snail in the snails one time bro snail quick.
  4. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by mmQ I think it's AKSHUALLY

    Snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail.

    Fuck ur totally snail with that.

    Snail it.
  5. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Snailiggas in snail.

    Snailiggasin.snail imho
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It was a snail and snaily snail. The snail snailed in the snail, snail snail as a wave of snails began snailing upon the snaily snail.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I think it's AKSHUALLY

    Snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail.

    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was thinking of that very sentence when I typed that.

    Timeless classic.

    Er, snail-less snailic.
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE

    I FOLLOWED YOUR SNAIL TRAIL
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  10. Tyrant African Astronaut
    If you're snail you can snail and you will snail me
    Snail after snail

    If you snail, I will snail you, I'll be snailing
    Snail after snail
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    embedded bandcamp link
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  12. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra embedded bandcamp link

    That actually simultaneously sounds way worse and way more dank than I ever imagined
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  13. Snail=mc²
  14. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Snailnomic
  15. Never look a gift snail in the teeth.
  16. Tyrant African Astronaut
    That's not true, all snails have great teeth and it's customary to admire their teeth upon receiving one as a gift. Basic snail gifting etiquette really. You're just so wrong.
  17. Tyrant African Astronaut
    A gathering of snails
    Appeared above my snail
    They sang to me this snail of hope
    And this is what they snailed
    They snailed, come snail away, come snail away
    Come snail away with me
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  18. smokemon Houston
    Do you belieeeve in life after snails?
    I can feel something inside me snail,
    "I really don't think you're snail enough, no."
    Do you belieeeve in life after snails?
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  19. "Snails shall fight on the beaches, snails shall fight on the landing grounds, snails shall fight in the fields and in the streets, snails shall fight in the hills; snails shall never surrender."
  20. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Snail is life
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