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  1. Originally posted by Tyrant Well if you didn't intend it then you're not that dude. Don't blame yourself for their stupid problems. You didn't know that would be the outcome.

    Well i knew she was gonna be drunk and try to hit on me. And i knew even going was super out of bounds. Unless youre on super friendly terms, you dont just stop by to have a drink with some other dudes wife n her friends. Im stuck on retarded.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if you got punched for sexing her you should go back and do it
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    actually no you'll probably catch something worse than last time
  4. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Well i knew she was gonna be drunk and try to hit on me. And i knew even going was super out of bounds. Unless youre on super friendly terms, you dont just stop by to have a drink with some other dudes wife n her friends. Im stuck on retarded.

    Okay I guess the story needs some more context. What happened? Do you know her from your hippy circles?
  5. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I'm thinking of buying some long guns.

    a 12 gauged and maybe a rifle.. I don't know shit about guns. but I will have a lot of open desert space in Nevada to go practice. or a shooting range.

    Gigi hates guns but said a 12 gauged might be acceptable in her house for protection. just no hand guns. I said don't worry, I don't need a hand gun.
  6. Originally posted by Tyrant Okay I guess the story needs some more context. What happened? Do you know her from your hippy circles?

    No she and he are customers at work. Shes been flirty for a while but i never reciprocated. She tells me jokingly how her husband is jealous bc she talks about the hot tall guy at work, but I figured she was mostly joking n being a flirt. She called n said she was out at a bar kinda near where i was with her friends for one of their birthdays. I ignored for like 4 hours n then texted back saying i was sorry n i fell asleep. They were still there drinking. she said if i didnt answer she was gonna leave soon, and i said you really need an uber. She said if she showed up home without the car, shed get in big trouble. I showed up. Chatted. Apparently the waitress had already been told i was coming hours ago, n didnt believe i was real. Talked n had drinks for a while. Any time she got inappropriate, i just locked eyes withone of her friends n started trying to ignore her. Eventually the friends had to go and i started walking back down the block to where i was, n she came with. Meanwhile her husband is calling her like 15 times n im like “you really need to pick up the phone hes gonna think youre doing something”. N she says something like “I dont fucking care”. She goes from trying to play footsie with me n shit to actually trying to climb on me n grab me n stuff in the new bar, and so i quickly close out my tab. I tell her either shes calling an uber or im just dropping her at home bc she clearly cant drive. Shes so fucked up at some point she fakes falling down so she can have her face next to my crotch and i start scolding her “YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. UBER. NOW. WE’RE NOT DOING THIS.” Meanwhile shes telling me shell leave her husband and take care of me and she makes more money than he does and he has a tiny dick. Eventually I tell her to just gove me the keys n ill drive her home n uber myself back. She wont even getinto the car until i agree to give her a kiss “shell remember”, but i tell her shes not gonna remember much of anything and spartan kick her i to the passengers seat of her minivan. Drive her a couple blocks from her house so she can drive herself the rest of the way home. End up playing marriage counselor in the drivers seat for probably an hour. I tell her that being married for that long, probably everyone gets tempted to do dumb shit, but her husband is a good guy thatjust wants to be home with his wife and kids, n also if her fantasy man is a sweaty neckbeard junkie thatworks just above min wage and lives at home with his mother, thats really sad.

    At some point a car pulls up next to us and then backs up and pulls next to us again. I joke “I need to to uber me back before your husband shows up or something. Thats the last thing i need right now.” The guy gets out of the car and walks into the headlights and she says “Thats Scott” and i go ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW. He starts knocking on the window and I open the door and Iimmediately say “Nothing happened. She was drunk and didnt want to leave her car. All i did was drive her home.” He says WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? i say….”Ummm…remember me?”. He says OH YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER. He reaches inside and grabs me by the throat n i just let him. He punches me once and rips my shirt and walks back to the front of his car and says to her “YOURE FUCKING DEAD YOU CUNT. WERE GETTING A FUCKING DIVORCE.” Im trying to get him to stop so i can talk to him but hes not having it. He drives off. Shes still trying to hug me and tell me shell buy me an Uber n im like NAH IM GOOD, but telling her she needs to get the guns out of the house and maybe stay in a hotel (she was a cop). I just tell her this is like exactly why i never flirted back with her, and i feel fucking awful, and to have him call or text me tomorrow so he knows nothing happened (at least on my end).

    Last thing i heard from her, he smashed all the stuff in the house, and now hes sleeping in one of the boys beds and shes sleeping in the other one, and he told the 5 and 7 year old that itll be over soon.

    Like what the actual fuck.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why the fuck would he know your name unless she told him like a drama-seeking retard


    judging by his behaviour it's not the first time she's done something like that
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  8. Originally posted by aldra why the fuck would he know your name unless she told him like a drama-seeking retard


    judging by his behaviour it's not the first time she's done something like that

    Yeah she told him. She was leveraging his jealously to make him…idk. But she said lately hed been a lot more attentive and stuff, but he was a bitch who didnt even wanna go out n get drunk with her. All he wants to do is work from home n golf n be with his kids n he wants her to start golfing with him. I was like “That sounds like the complete opposite of whT most women complain about. That he wants to be with yiu guys TOO much?”
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  9. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked No she and he are customers at work. Shes been flirty for a while but i never reciprocated. She tells me jokingly how her husband is jealous bc she talks about the hot tall guy at work, but I figured she was mostly joking n being a flirt. She called n said she was out at a bar kinda near where i was with her friends for one of their birthdays. I ignored for like 4 hours n then texted back saying i was sorry n i fell asleep. They were still there drinking. she said if i didnt answer she was gonna leave soon, and i said you really need an uber. She said if she showed up home without the car, shed get in big trouble. I showed up. Chatted. Apparently the waitress had already been told i was coming hours ago, n didnt believe i was real. Talked n had drinks for a while. Any time she got inappropriate, i just locked eyes withone of her friends n started trying to ignore her. Eventually the friends had to go and i started walking back down the block to where i was, n she came with. Meanwhile her husband is calling her like 15 times n im like “you really need to pick up the phone hes gonna think youre doing something”. N she says something like “I dont fucking care”. She goes from trying to play footsie with me n shit to actually trying to climb on me n grab me n stuff in the new bar, and so i quickly close out my tab. I tell her either shes calling an uber or im just dropping her at home bc she clearly cant drive. Shes so fucked up at some point she fakes falling down so she can have her face next to my crotch and i start scolding her “YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. UBER. NOW. WE’RE NOT DOING THIS.” Meanwhile shes telling me shell leave her husband and take care of me and she makes more money than he does and he has a tiny dick. Eventually I tell her to just gove me the keys n ill drive her home n uber myself back. She wont even getinto the car until i agree to give her a kiss “shell remember”, but i tell her shes not gonna remember much of anything and spartan kick her i to the passengers seat of her minivan. Drive her a couple blocks from her house so she can drive herself the rest of the way home. End up playing marriage counselor in the drivers seat for probably an hour. I tell her that being married for that long, probably everyone gets tempted to do dumb shit, but her husband is a good guy thatjust wants to be home with his wife and kids, n also if her fantasy man is a sweaty neckbeard junkie thatworks just above min wage and lives at home with his mother, thats really sad.

    At some point a car pulls up next to us and then backs up and pulls next to us again. I joke “I need to to uber me back before your husband shows up or something. Thats the last thing i need right now.” The guy gets out of the car and walks into the headlights and she says “Thats Scott” and i go ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW. He starts knocking on the window and I open the door and Iimmediately say “Nothing happened. She was drunk and didnt want to leave her car. All i did was drive her home.” He says WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? i say….”Trevor”. He says OH YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER. He reaches inside and grabs me by the throat n i just let him. He punches me once and rips my shirt and walks back to the front of his car and says to her “YOURE FUCKING DEAD YOU CUNT. WERE GETTING A FUCKING DIVORCE.” Im trying to get him to stop so i can talk to him but hes not having it. He drives off. Shes still trying to hug me and tell me shell buy me an Uber n im like NAH IM GOOD, but telling her she needs to get the guns out of the house and maybe stay in a hotel (she was a cop). I just tell her this is like exactly why i never flirted back with her, and i feel fucking awful, and to have him call or text me tomorrow so he knows nothing happened (at least on my end).

    Last thing i heard from her, he smashed all the stuff in the house, and now hes sleeping in one of the boys beds and shes sleeping in the other one, and he told the 5 and 7 year old that itll be over soon.

    Like what the actual fuck.

    Bruh if this is even remotely an accurate accounting of events (I have never known you to be a BSer but everyone has their perception of stuff) then you literally didn't do anything but try to do the right thing and have no reason to feel guilty.

    And everything that happened was a result of their own fucked up relationship.

    You were the unfortunate son of a bitch who happened to be caught in the crossroads of all their bullshit converging at one point.

    And if it wasn't you today, it would be some other sorry motherfucker. You were an insignificant variable in some long and fucked up equation. Same shit would have happened if you were in Honolulu at the time, she would have found some other hot hunk of meat to sexually harass and tank her relationship with.

    The thing is, being in the middle of a shit situation like that can really affect you emotionally. This is in no way meant to be a "lul ur a pussi" thing. Emotional trauma doesn't just happen when it's someone you really care about raping you as a child or whatever. You had a weird and frustrating night where you tried to do the right thing and ended up coming home bruised and getting yelled at and somehow being involved in a retarded relationship hurricane. It's very possible you are a little bit shell shocked from it all. It happens.
  10. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Don't run from the feeling. Sit your ass down in a comfy chair, kick back, close your eyes, and dive right in. Let them wash over you and don't wince and open your eyes or try to stop thinking about it.
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    this is why teenagers are better or as a coping echanis for guys like him to find a teenager.
  12. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat this is why teenagers are better or as a coping echanis for guys like him to find a teenager.

    Kill yourself
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  13. Originally posted by Tyrant Bruh if this is even remotely an accurate accounting of events (I have never known you to be a BSer but everyone has their perception of stuff) then you literally didn't do anything but try to do the right thing and have no reason to feel guilty.

    And everything that happened was a result of their own fucked up relationship.

    You were the unfortunate son of a bitch who happened to be caught in the crossroads of all their bullshit converging at one point.

    And if it wasn't you today, it would be some other sorry motherfucker. You were an insignificant variable in some long and fucked up equation. Same shit would have happened if you were in Honolulu at the time, she would have found some other hot hunk of meat to sexually harass and tank her relationship with.

    The thing is, being in the middle of a shit situation like that can really affect you emotionally. This is in no way meant to be a "lul ur a pussi" thing. Emotional trauma doesn't just happen when it's someone you really care about raping you as a child or whatever. You had a weird and frustrating night where you tried to do the right thing and ended up coming home bruised and getting yelled at and somehow being involved in a retarded relationship hurricane. It's very possible you are a little bit shell shocked from it all. It happens.

    I think its pretty fuckin accurate. She even said it was frustrating to her how id always pet her dog but never flirt back with her n she said she thought it was bc i thought she was ugly. Like i knew she was gonna be drunk and probably a problem from the get-go. I think i was just bored. I think i just have really low self esteem so i was content to just let her throw herself at me n make an ass of herself even if i knew id never do anything. And thats pretty fucking selfish.

    Idk. Its whatever. Nothing i can do now. But yeah it feels gross. Imagine your parents marriage ended bc your mom tried to slut it up with some overweight dude that makes $19/hr. rofl. I think Dougs ghost has infected the very fabric of the forums. Theres a strange parasite slowly growing inside of me and it cries out


    EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE LETS PARTY ON THAT PUSSY CHICKEN
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  14. Originally posted by Wariat this is why teenagers are better or as a coping echanis for guys like him to find a teenager.

    Please die. Yeah i wouldnt fuck some married slut but ill totally fuck a child totally bro A+
  15. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    teenagers teenagers bro not children get it right. they already do porn man like facial abuse.
  16. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Eh whatever caspman. You didn't do shit wrong. Their problems are theirs. You wouldn't even have been "wrong" to slam her pussy.
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Ratfiles, I believe the evil are regrouping and planning a retaliation attack in the near future, at this point there is one chewing in the walls at night, I think I could shoot the motherfucker through the wall if I don't remove the bird shot from the shell,, but thats gonna put a nice hole right through the trailer so I'm a little apprehensive. so I guess we are in a mexican standoff ATM
  18. Originally posted by POLECAT Ratfiles, I believe the evil are regrouping and planning a retaliation attack in the near future, at this point there is one chewing in the walls at night, I think I could shoot the motherfucker through the wall if I don't remove the bird shot from the shell,, but thats gonna put a nice hole right through the trailer so I'm a little apprehensive. so I guess we are in a mexican standoff ATM

    They're probably formulating a massive night attack in the wee hours of the morning.
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  19. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'm thinking of buying some long guns.

    a 12 gauged and maybe a rifle.. I don't know shit about guns. but I will have a lot of open desert space in Nevada to go practice. or a shooting range.

    Gigi hates guns but said a 12 gauged might be acceptable in her house for protection. just no hand guns. I said don't worry, I don't need a hand gun.

    If you can pass a psych background screen than the world is fucked.
  20. Originally posted by G If you can pass a psych background screen than the world is fucked.

    One card short of a full deck of cards or not, he's still entitled to arms, under the Corporate Constitution.
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