Snail to meet you

1. 2022-01-24 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #81
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   snails with no shells are slugs but a snail with a slug must have met Alec Baldwin
2. 2022-01-24 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #82
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready snails with no shells are slugs but a snail with a slug must have met Alec Baldwin

   
   Shut snail fuck up retarded nigger
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   • RIPtotse
3. 2022-01-24 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #83
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Snails are slain with nails.
4. 2022-01-24 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #84
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Snails are slain with nails.

   
   Your snail is showing
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   • mmQ
5. 2022-01-24 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #85
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   New York Snail = Shnail
6. 2022-01-24 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #86
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Snailed State
7. 2022-01-24 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #87
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Snail you later snailligator
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8. 2022-01-24 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #88
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   A snail in the hand is worth two in the bush.
9. 2022-01-24 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #89
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I LIEK SNAILTLES
10. 2022-01-24 at 2:27 AM UTC

    #90
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Heed not the siren's seducing snail
11. 2022-01-24 at 2:27 AM UTC

    #91
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    I like Turtsnails so HA nigger
12. 2022-01-24 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #92
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    you've got snail
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    • Tyrant
13. 2022-01-24 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #93
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    A snail saved is a snail earned.
14. 2022-01-24 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #94
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Where did you go to college? Harvard?"
    
    "Nope. Snail."
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    • Tyrant
15. 2022-01-24 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #95
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The new laws are an effort to cursnail illegal drug use.
16. 2022-01-24 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #96
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Sleep tight and don't let the snails bite.
17. 2022-01-24 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #97
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    snarvard
18. 2022-01-24 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #98
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Amasnail Amasnail, Amasnail
    Amasnail Amasnail, Amasnail
    Amasnail Amasnail -oh oh oh- Amasnail
    Come and rock me Amasnail!
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    • Tyrant
19. 2022-01-24 at 4:47 AM UTC

    #99
    smokemon Houston
    You guys are really snailing the seven seas.
20. 2022-01-24 at 7:26 AM UTC

    #100
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A snail in the hand is worth two in the bush.

    
    I think it's actually
    
    A snail in the snail is worth two in the snail.