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Does anyone else have a problem with their balls being touched/ sucked?

  1. #21
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How do you think his ex gf would feel knowing the last time he had sex was with her in 2013? Since he knows so much about "female nature" I'm sure he knows she would die laughing, as every other female would.
  2. #22
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo How do you think his ex gf would feel knowing the last time he had sex was with her in 2013? Since he knows so much about "female nature" I'm sure he knows she would die laughing, as every other female would.

    Jesus, that long?

    I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Depriving oneself of sex is tantamount to self harm.
  3. #23
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo Stop it. You've had to go a decade without sex because you're afraid of women for weird reasons. You do not understand "female nature" any more than the next incel. What's the real reason? If you had a real understanding you would be able to navigate a relationship without being stricken with fear. Not trying to insult you these are just facts. What's the real story? It honestly sounds like you made up the most mundane story possible to deflect, idk.

    "Broke up with a girl because she wanted kids and I didn't so I became an angst ridden incel for the next decade"

    I guess it's possible you just have some emotional issues you need to work out but that's your problem and not half the planets

    Tl;dr
    simp faggots like you that support some bitch and another mans cum are literally the definition of a loser. You think it makes you a man because society and demorats preach it
  4. #24
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Yeah Cig as much as a faggot Sudo is he has a point. Don't deprive yourself of that sweet puss out of fear of commitment. You're sticking your cock in it, not asking it to marry you.

    When exactly was the last time you busted a fat nut in a chick?

    I guess i dont place a high value in sticking my dick in some hole for 20 minutes. There are too many negative consequences. I have higher priorities like stacking cash so i can retire early and do whatever the fuck i want.
    Your priorities may be different and thats great, just remember the courts are against men in all aspects and will fuck you over until your dead.
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  5. #25
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Your fearfulness of seeding fascinates me.

    lets switch avi for a bit
  6. #26
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Sorry I didn't understand the thread, I got my balls caught in my dryer's lint trap. They are turning colors now and I'm trying to yank them out but it hurts. Hopefully they bring a super hot fireman to cut my balls out of my dryers lint trap.


    What was this thread about again?
  7. #27
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by cigreting Why? The only thing that could possibly drain your finances and time more than children would be a woman who divorces you and takes all your shit while courts force you to pay alimony to some stupid bitch or youll end up in jail. Sounds like a good deal right?

    I think it’s so interesting that you can’t manage to balance it all.

    You do realize you can tell a woman no, right? If you don’t want her to spend your money then the answer is no. That’s exactly what Lanny does with me. Sometimes I get a yes if it’s within our budget and sometimes I get a no.

    And I mean as far as kids go, they can be a financial burden, but if you have invested your money you should be ok and you can also set boundaries there as well.

    So really, all I’m hearing is either you’re extremely bad with your money, you’re extremely obsessed with your money, or you just have really fucked up commitment issues.

    Oh and alimony. I didn’t read that part. Get a prenup. Lol.
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  8. #28
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by frala I think it’s so interesting that you can’t manage to balance it all.

    You do realize you can tell a woman no, right? If you don’t want her to spend your money then the answer is no. That’s exactly what Lanny does with me. Sometimes I get a yes if it’s within our budget and sometimes I get a no.

    And I mean as far as kids go, they can be a financial burden, but if you have invested your money you should be ok and you can also set boundaries there as well.

    So really, all I’m hearing is either you’re extremely bad with your money, you’re extremely obsessed with your money, or you just have really fucked up commitment issues.

    Oh and alimony. I didn’t read that part. Get a prenup. Lol.

    You do realize women are with men conditionally right? They use men for resources. Ugly ones might stay with a guy who is exceptionally good looking even if he says no to her financial wants. But then again that wont happen because men are with women for their youth and beauty. Just remember, good looking financially well off men dont commit. And if they do then they are stupid as fuck.
    I am extrmely good with money. A large part of one of my business ventures depends on that skill and i dont need any dependents that will drain my finances and force me to use the capital ive created to make sure they are taken care of.
    You are literally retarded if you think a judge will honor a prenup.
  9. #29
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by cigreting You do realize women are with men conditionally right? They use men for resources. Ugly ones might stay with a guy who is exceptionally good looking even if he says no to her financial wants. But then again that wont happen because men are with women for their youth and beauty. Just remember, good looking financially well off men dont commit. And if they do then they are stupid as fuck.
    I am extrmely good with money. A large part of one of my business ventures depends on that skill and i dont need any dependents that will drain my finances and force me to use the capital ive created to make sure they are taken care of.
    You are literally retarded if you think a judge will honor a prenup.

    Ok so all three then. Got it.
  10. #30
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting Tl;dr
    simp faggots like you that support some bitch and another mans cum are literally the definition of a loser. You think it makes you a man because society and demorats preach it

    You're not being honest here. This is you "shutting down" like a teenager. Speaks to your emotional maturity. Your hurt feelings clearly snowballed then became a self perpetuating ball of failure where your extended period without female intimacy kept you emotionally immature and too autistic to do anything about it. Anyway, get help
  11. #31
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    cant rape the willing and you cant smell problem without rob em
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  12. #32
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting You do realize women are with men conditionally right? They use men for resources. Ugly ones might stay with a guy who is exceptionally good looking even if he says no to her financial wants. But then again that wont happen because men are with women for their youth and beauty. Just remember, good looking financially well off men dont commit. And if they do then they are stupid as fuck.
    I am extrmely good with money. A large part of one of my business ventures depends on that skill and i dont need any dependents that will drain my finances and force me to use the capital ive created to make sure they are taken care of.
    You are literally retarded if you think a judge will honor a prenup.

    You must be really stupid with money if you can't keep a bitch out of it lol. What an autistic fucking post Holy fuck you have the self awareness of hikki. You literally make up things to justify your failures which immature people tend to do.

    What the actual fuck if you're so afraid all the time and tell yourself this, if the hottest girl you could imagine took off your pants you wouldn't be able to get hard and then she would laugh at you. These are facts that probably keep your incel streak going. How tf are you gonna be afraid of getting a girl pregnant you would cum in 2 seconds and take 9 hours to get hard.

    Dude I will mail a prostitute to your house if you need your money that much. I'll try to find one who laughs like chanel west coast off ridiculousness
  13. #33
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by A College Professor cant rape the willing and you cant smell problem without rob em

    Holy fuck I never realized that or thought about the band cake for a while

    I o u
  14. #34
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I don't like my belly touched. I think it is linked to trust or some "Autistic" shit. I get weird when a stranger or doctor touches me.

    Apparently I punched a doctor when I was 4
  15. #35
    Bradley Black Hole
    I ask all my sexual partners to pretend I don't have nipples or testicals and hate either being touched
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  16. #36
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    you should try being rimmed or having ur ass livked sometimes how would you even ask for it octavian or have the balls to request it?
  17. #37
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    it would be difficult with an uppity or high class woman or teenager to ask for it i think.
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  18. #38
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    or like ur moms friend. lets say octavian you and your moms friend had a tuing for one another and started to fuck how would you ask her to put her tounge there knowing she knows ur mom and all?
  19. #39
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat or like ur moms friend. lets say octavian you and your moms friend had a tuing for one another and started to fuck how would you ask her to put her tounge there knowing she knows ur mom and all?

    I've had my ass tongued loads of times it's no big deal. If you didn't look like Quasi Modo you might enjoy having it done.

    You offer to pay and still no one wants to do it lolololololol!
  20. #40
    Getting my balls sucked feels uncomfortable like someone just flicked them really hard.
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