Before reading this post, please watch this video - it'll get you in the proper state of mind to be able to fathom the glory of Tami Stainfield:
Tami's currently a senator for West Virginia. She's also under house arrest for 'asking a police officer a question he didn't like'. Well, according to her. The police claim she used her car to block a police vehicle in a driveway, verbally abused him until he got out of the car, hit him and ran away.
That's not important though. What is important is Tami was running for president - http://www.tamistainfield.com/. My favourite thing about her campaign page is the banner at the top - where 2012 has been crossed out and replaced with 2016.
The campaign page is actually pretty tame and makes sense, outlining perceived issues with the two-party political system and corporate interests or oligarchies interfering with constitutional law and governance.
Her twitter (https://twitter.com/TamiStainfield), not so much. It's pure fucking insanity. If I had to pick a single post that epitomised it, it would be this:
There are so many delightful levels to her insanity. I cannot understand why (presumably) Loretta Lynch 'used a broom for her rise', except maybe as a vehicle for her nonsensical broomstick-rape line. What's more, the tweet she quoted has nothing to do with Lynch, cops, Haitians or broomstick rape!
I was going to post some more but now my head hurts again. Here's an interview with her: