2022-01-10 at 10:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls
Final update
Shes still going apeshit bananas about me and theres nothing I can do about it so I stopped the jedi mindtricks
I’ve basically met her parents now (zoom) but it was awkward af at first especially with her Saudi dad who was a player in his prime and is rich as fuck apparently 🤫🤐 (I made up some bs about things I watch on Netflix 🥶 and surprisingly that broke the ice because he’s retarded about things like that)
Things are just getting better and better and I don’t know why still, it must be god, it must be her or from reading the bible more and more thats making me learn how fine and easy life can be
I never actually read it from the beginning like I told her besides the time I fell asleep trying and didn’t care about church and all (she probably knew what I was really after)
At first when she’d ask me things like “So what have you learned from reading the bible today ****?” (our terms of endearment I’m not going into) I’d have to recite something not so hard to remember to make her shut up ☹️ -
“Love never gives up on people. It never stops trusting, never loses hope, and never quits.”
Coming to a conclusion I had to ask her to literally swear on the bible if there’s anything at all I should know about her whether it’s bad relationship history, medical, drug taking etc. and there’s nothing questionable
So now that I’m satisfied she’s madly in love with me and it won’t change I’m going to have to try being more serious about us
I think I’ve sinned a lot my whole life and once again and I’m trying not to now - besides on here so I guess I’ll just come here to curse every now and again and concentrate on life
FUCK BITCH NIGGER SHEBOON ASSBANDIT HOMO CUNT RAPE ANAL RECTUM HAIRY BALLSACK VAGINAL SPUNK TITTIES WANKER PISS BLOODY MARY SHAG TWAT FAGGOT
Now there’s a reason to go to church on Sunday again (if negative for covid) and repent as so does she after the “things” she did with me so we don’t go to hell
Also, read the bible
1 Peter 5:10
I somehow get the feeling this is a gift because of everything that happened in my life last year
Farewell
il suk ur dik n cum on ur gf fawtha faget
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2022-01-19 at 4:48 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Well I might as well continue this..
It’s been about a month now and everything is still cool, I realised because I found the receipt from the cinema on our first “date” stuffed in my wallet - she’s probably gonna think it’s sweet how I kept it but I didn’t mean to 😌
Since near the beginning of this she’s always been talking about going to the gym together and we’ve eventually got round to it since she bought a new iwatch thing and gave me her old one
I don’t know what she really wants from the gym though besides toning her ass she just talks most of the time which is kinda annoying but the good thing is it’s a 24-hour one so I’ve started secretly going without her sometimes
Now on Friday she wants me to take her and her friend to Lake District and stay over for 2 nights so it’s like they think I’m a fucking tour guide now (just because I’m English I’m expected to have been everywhere here?) and I’ve never even been myself
I haven’t given a straight answer about going yet but I can’t be bothered in this weather and I don’t have the proper hiking gear I guess so I might decline for now (having second thoughts after learning she’s early 20s with massive tits)
From the start she was telling me how she finds it so weird that couples here show their affection in public and how it’s not customary in some other countries - now she’s the one who can’t keep her hands to herself even when I’m trying to drive
So another thing I’ve learned about her is she has a really immature side especially when it comes to having a relationship over here because the laws are so relaxed about things like that
2022-01-19 at 5:56 AM UTC
Mixed signals. I would just rape her to be sure.
2022-01-19 at 2:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls
Now on Friday she wants me to take her and her friend to Lake District and stay over for 2 nights so it’s like they think I’m a fucking tour guide now (just because I’m English I’m expected to have been everywhere here?) and I’ve never even been myself
A normal man would be thinking 3some opportunity...get 1 room for all 3 of you and lots of alcohol.
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2022-01-20 at 1:37 PM UTC
The stuffed animal thing is merely to appeal to men...they think it makes them look cute and innocently vulnerable...basically they are saying "Hey, we know you guys are dumb and easily duped...I'll call you "daddy" too if you like"
2022-01-20 at 8:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
3/5 man.
lmao look at the Chinaman he can't do his own math right. It's a sad day when China can't do math and the US has women with short haircuts and small breasts.
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