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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    charging the battery on the old Artic cat oh and I just ate a buttery onion sandwich
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    It’s nice af outside today.. about to go smoke at the Wetlands πŸ’—
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its +7 here now with 18 inches of snow on the way later tonight
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. G African Astronaut
  5. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ That's actually wrong but you're pretty close to the truth .

    Do you remember Janet Planit? She used to live on Santa Monica boulevard before living on Santa Monica boulevard was cool. I think her late husband was named Teddy? I wanna say Teddy. Yeah. She worked with a guy named LAROLD who ran that underground pizza ring . Remember that?


    You mean Pizza Ping Pong? I thought that was in Washington DC and one falsely claimed in Austin that Kr0z said he worked at. or did work at but said it was Falsely accused.

    Do we mean Santa MOnica Boulevard in the town of Santa Monica California? or is this that old ass song by one of those 90s hipster chicks?
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT its +7 here now with 18 inches of snow on the way later tonight

    It said it was 35 here today but it felt way warmer to me...then the snow we got the other day was like 2 inches and was gone by the time I got out of work....

    Ot

    Taking a candlelit bubble bath... bringing the weekend to an end..πŸ’—
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    watching the Chiefs hammer the Steelers.
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  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my tub and toilet drains froze up tonight, after a big shit of course, gonna have to put heat to it tomorrow
  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung watching the Chiefs hammer the Steelers.


    Did you watch the Niners vs Dallas Game as well?

    "This game is over"

    before they could review another ref's error. I bet anything Dallasenites will keep chiming in "The game was rigged"

    when in fact their own players kept parlaying out little tricks of their own.
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by POLECAT my tub and toilet drains froze up tonight, after a big shit of course, gonna have to put heat to it tomorrow



    Good idea, the Ice will trap any gas building up in the pipes. It's a good thing Methane isn't Explosive or Flammable.
  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Making fun of qmr in his threads
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Did you watch the Niners vs Dallas Game as well?

    "This game is over"

    before they could review another ref's error. I bet anything Dallasenites will keep chiming in "The game was rigged"

    when in fact their own players kept parlaying out little tricks of their own.

    Niners looked good. Jimmy G is a heartthrob.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Good idea, the Ice will trap any gas building up in the pipes. It's a good thing Methane isn't Explosive or Flammable.

    oh, lol, U don't know me nigga.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Drinking coffee and eating a Nutri-grain (strawberry flavor). I also rewarded a couple of my favorite underlings with a nutri-grain (the flavors I don't care for).
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just et me some sausage and eggs and not i feel a poo cummin on
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    imma get really high and play age of empires
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bradley imma get really high and play age of empires

    why don't you just walk down to the local jail and turn yourself in now. maybe they will just pull a revolving door on you for saving them the time to kick your door in and have to grab you for putting it off so long.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    what? Lol bro i'm trying to hurry up my court date, i've been on bail for 2 years lawfully, it's not a matter of turning myself in, it's a matter of validating a plea bargain infront of the judge. I start my new job on 2/15 and just filled out all their w2 taxation paperwork
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Wtf happened in america vinny?

    https://twitter.com/delenda__est/status/1482871807657091072?s=21
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lunch break
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