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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I recently acquired a coffee bean grinder in a feeble attempt to feel more classy only to realize it is a huge fucking waste of my time grinding these damn little beans when I can buy stuff pre-ground.
    In an effort to not to be defeated I did buy some pre-ground coffee but only because it was SUCH A GOOD DEAL yet it just isn't the same.
    Yesterday I even went and got k-cups of some girly shit thinking it was okay because it is fancy but it too tasted like hot piss.
    This shit I am drinking now tastes more like a tea than a coffee.



    I want some Folgers in my cup.
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  2. #2
    Always get the Pecan flavor coffee.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Always get the Pecan flavor coffee.

    that sounds weird

    I like the vanilla coffee, it doesn't taste like it very much but it makes a nice smeel
  4. #4
    You have to pronounce it as "puh corrrrn" when you order it.

    " I'll have the Puh corrrrn roast please my good man"
  5. #5
    real men drink coffee for their caffein, not taste.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men drink coffee for their caffein, not taste.

    REAL men don't need or want stimulants other than those their own body produces.
  7. #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    8oclock whole been hazelnut grind it and French press it for the best coffee ever,, if you like Hazelnut, but you seem like a guy looking for the easy way and not bothered by stale preground coffee so disregard my post
  8. #8
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    also, toyota makes good coffee
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  9. #9
    Real men boofa it and pop there coxic out
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